THE NARUTO FANGIRL HOTLINE!
Alex: Hiya people! This is U.N. speaking
Ashley: Hey there!
Alex: oh ya this is my friend from Job's Duaghters Ashley!
Ashley: WOOHOO!!
Alex: /sweatdrop/ save it for the phones!!
Ashley /laughs nervously/ hehe ya uh sure………
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Ashley: HELLO!! This the fangirl hotline how may I direct your call?
Orochimaru: (in a high pitched voice) Hello, im uh, not a 60 year old man may I talk to Sasuke?
Ashley: /off mic. / Anyone else think this guy is familiar? Alex: /evil laughter but says nothing/ --/on mic/ Alright then! Here we go! /phone rings/
Sasuke: /picks up/ Hello?
Ashley: /evil snicker/ I HAVE FOUND YOU! /click/
Orochimaru: SASUKE!! My precusious why did you kill me?
Sasuke: /chills run up spine/ O-oro-sannin? How are you still alive?
Orochimaru: That doesn't matter why did you leave me!!
Sasuke: /click/
Orochimaru: NOOO-/beep/
Ashley: /sweatdrop/ onto our next caller!!
Alex: Hello all!!
Ashley: /looks over at her friend through the radio station window/ Umm why are you calling? Your going to be hosting next!
Alex: Not for Naruto………….but anyway call Cho-Kun!! /takes out her signature kitchen knife and weilds it in Ashley's direction/
Ashley: /notices knife/ a-alright then /click/
Choji:Hello? Choji Akimichi here.
Ashley: Good luck……../click/
Choji: Who is this? Some prank caller?
Alex: /is about to hyperventitlate/ No….im..uh Alex…
Choji: OH! From that new radio station? I think Ino's listening right now at her flower shop
Alex: /aura that says she'll kill ino immets from her body scaring co-workers./ Y-ya umm I was wondering if you would like to go out for umm barbeque or ……………..something.
Choji:……………(a/n his jaw is on the floor so its kinda hard to answer XD)
Alex: ummmm hello?
Choji: I would lo-Ashley: OH look we're out of time!! Next caller!! /screams can be heard in the background as security pulls away Alex/
Ashley: NEXT! /smiles cuase now she cant be chopped to bits/
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Hello its me U.N or Alex either way I would like you feed back on this, it was an idea me and a friend of mine (Ashley) got at a sleep over during the summer, never actually wrote it though XD
So please give me you name and who you like to call if want to be in it
I would also appreciate you telling your friends. You can also tell me anything you wan tto tell you r favorite chars.
Here are the available guys and gals
Sasuke: (cuase I like to torture him)
Gaara: ( cuase I'd like to write his reaction to some crazy fangirl)
Deidara: (lots of clay jokes ahoy)
Sasori: /sings/ I GOT NO STRINGS!)
Zetsu: (5 bucks says no one wants to call Mr.Planty phyco)
Neji: (poor icecube is in for a shock)
Shikamaru: (Doesn't have enough fans!
Shibi: (I mentioned the father before the son pathetic I know )
Shino: (see? I did him after his dad)
NARUTO!!: (cant forget the main guy now can we?)
Kiba: (hehe yes Akamaru is included)
Ebisu: (theres a closet perv in all of us!!)
Genma: ( For the older fans mostly)
Kakashi: (you know you wanna see under his mask!)
Guy: (ummmm I thought it was my duty to put his name on the list)
Asuma: (Smokey, smokey, ardichoey on your lungs!!
Kankorou: (nearly forgot the puppet master)
Itachi: (Mr. Eye-need-glasses)
Kisame: (One word if I meet him. SUSHI!)
Pein: (some girls like the i-wanna-dominate-the-world types)
Hidan: (umm ya hes just here just in case)
Kazuzu: (See the picture I was thinking of when I wrote the latest chapter of Highschool hole and you'll understand why hes here)
Tobi: (if you like two-facers
Iruka: (hehe the teacher!!)
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For the guy fans (and if there are any gay readers I promise ill put you in if you submit your name )
Sakura: (Main girl, just don't get her angry you cant really sue me if you get hurt)
Ino: (Ya flower girl is kinda nice sometimes, plus she'll be flattered you called..)
Tenten: (Trianing, training!)
Hinata: ( you wanna know the real reason shes always blushing? /wink wink/)
Temari: (hehe blow her off on a date and she'll blow you over the the entire city of Suna)
Kurnei: (okay forget her a widowed pregnant women needs cheering up!!
Konan: ('Angel of god' what else do you need?)
Orochimaru: (ya you all say shes a guty but I know better!! Why else wpuld she needs sasukes body? /nudge nudge/)
Shizune: (ya shes just on the list…..)