So Frikin Random (Fruits Basket)
I do not own any of the fruits basket characters in this story, though I wish I did!
(Mini, that's me!)
Mini: this is about some random event in some random place!
Thoru: what are you doing?
Mini: -glare- plotting world domination!
Thoru: -shivers- you creep me out
Mini: muahahahaha!
Yuki: -backing away slowly- mini has issues
Mini: idea! –runs away-
Kyo: -slowly creeping up to yuki- DIE RAT!
Yuki: -beats the crap out of kyo-
Kyo: stupid rat… -mumbles something like … one day I'll get you … or some crap like that-
Mini: -runs in with karaoke machine, nerd's rope, and a bound and gagged haru- party! Let's dance!
Haru: -muffled noises-
Mini: shut up you! –whacks with nerds rope-
haru: grrrr –muffled of course-
Thoru: don't be so mean mini!
Mini: growl
Thoru: cower
Mini: -throws haru in a closet-
-enter the mabudachi trio-
Shigure: why didn't you invite us?
Mini: I invited them, not you!
Shigure: why?
Mini: CAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Ayame: I brought popcorn!
Hatori: I brought a first aid kit, kagura is coming, and she has a kitty leash this time kyo
Kyo: crap –runs to hide, doesn't quite make it-
Kagura: Kyo –tackles him-
Mini: no he's mine! –jumps on kagura and starts pulling her hair-
Momiji: -runs in with popcorn- OHHHH! Cat fight!
Mini: ohhh momiji! You are sooo cute! I just luv you! – starts to smother him in hugs and forgets about kagura-
Momiji: help! –trys to get away but hatori has to intervene and get mini to stop-
Mini: hatori! You never let anyone have any fun! –tackles him, binds him, and throws him in a closet-
Mini: kagura, thoru, come here, I have an idea! – mini, kagura, and thoru are all huddled around a piece of paper, then, the plan is put into action-
Mini, kagura, thoru: - all three run onstage with mini skirts on and very tight shirts and start doing cheers-
Kyo: MY EYES! IT BURNS! –runs around with eyes closed screaming-
Ayame: I made those outfits!
Yuki: (yay I'm back in the fanfic!) really? You're a bigger idiot than I thought…
Mini: KYO YOU IDIOT! – tackles him and throws him in a closet-
Scoreboard: total people mini has throw in a closet today is 3(haru, kyo, and hatori)
Mini: wow! I'm on a roll! –does victory dance-
Yuki: STOP! IT BURNS!
Mini: YUKI! – tackles and drags in a closet-
there is muffled screaming and the sound of a wooden coat rack making contact with a head-
thoru: mini what did you do?
Mini: whatever your thinking I soo didn't do it! – sly smile-
Shigure: mini, what did you do to yuki?
Mini: do you really want to find out?
Shigure: yes! Yes I do! –perverted smile-
Mini: okay… - tackles shi-chan, drags him to the closet where there is muffled screaming and the sound of a wooden coat rack making contact with a very hard head-
Mini: anyone else? Ayame? Where did he go? – looks around –
-ayame stands on stage doing his version of I'm too sexy for my shirt-
Mini, thoru, and kagura: Boo! Hisss! Get off the stage ya wannabe!
-ayame gets booed of the stage, kagrua runs to the closet and drags kyo out-
kagura: kyo! You next!
Kyo: no, NEVER!
Kagura: KYO! NOW!
Kyo: - cower – yes ma'm
-kyo just stands on stage with a vague look on his face-
kagura: -runs on stage with a hoop and a whip- jump!
Kyo: no! never!
Kagura: - cracks whip 1in above his head- I said jump!
Kyo: no!
Kagura: tackles him and gets him in a head lock- listen, when I say jump you say…
Kyo: -choking- how … high?
Kagura: -lets him go- good, lets try this again… jump
Kyo: -jumps through hoop- why don't you LEAVE ME ALONE! – runs off stage followed closely by kagura-
Haru: -breaks out of closet and goes black- mauhahaha! I'm free! –starts tearing up the room-
- yuki and hatori quietly sneak out of the closet-
Mini: -throws bucket of water on haru- you IDIOT!
Haru: that was refreshing…
Mini: I want steaks! –jumps on haru and gives him a hug-
Haru: -transforms into an ox and runs around the room-
Mini: -chases haru- come on! I was kidding! Can't you take a joke? Come back! I'm a vegetarian! -munches on fish stick-
Hatori: gulp… -faints-
Haru: -still in ox form breaks out of door- run away!
-mini runs after him-
Thoru: and that's how the fruits basket gang survived an encounter with a psychopath!