Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.

This takes place during New York. I had to do this one for Darren.

If you have a suggestion for other chapters, let me know.


Scene: The Lima Bean. Kurt and Blaine are sitting at a table discussing summer plans. Mercedes and Sam are walking away to get in line for coffee.

Blaine: So, the nominees for my audition for Six Flags are The Coolest Girl" and ….

Kurt (interrupting): Blaine, you can't sing The Coolest Girl! Everybody sings The Coolest Girl!

Blaine: Yeah, I guess you're right. I wonder where they get the sheet music. I've never been able to find a copy.


If the above didn't make any sense, it may help you to know the following:

a) Blaine is played by Darren Criss, who is a singer/songwriter in one of his other lives

b) He wrote The Coolest Girl for a college musical

c) Whenever he performs The Coolest Girl in concert, he says that he want it to be a song that annoys accompanists because everyone uses it for auditions.

d) As far as I know, he's never published the sheet music, which makes it difficult for c) to happen.

So now the explanation is longer than the chapter. :(