"IDIOT!"
"MORON"
"STOOPID!"
"NEANDERTHAL!" the brown haired girl shouted at her little brother, smirking.
"How am I a Neanderthal?" he asked his sister. An eyebrow arched as his hazel eyes shined.
"All boys are Neanderthals to me." the girl responded.
"How is that even possible Morgan?" the boy asked his sister. "Your dating a boy."
"Well, Ruburd, Harvey isn't a Neanderthal, you are." Morgan said, explaining her logic.
"But wouldn't that contradict what you stated?" Buddy asked her.
"I don't see how it could." She said, furrowing her eyebrows together.
"Well, you said all boys are Neanderthals so that includes everyone like Harvey, Nigel, Patton, Lee, Hoagie, Wally-"
"You. But I guess I should rephrase my statement, "All boys who are my brothers are Neanderthals." Morgan replied, having cut her brother off.
"Can I ask you a question, Morgan?" Buddy asked, looking at his sister.
"You just asked me a question, and I guess you can ask me another question." she replied making Buddy laugh at the joke, then Morgan got serious-
Just then there was a pop and Sirius Black appeared.
"What?" he asked looking at the two. "You guys need to stop writing KND and focus more on Harry Potter, you know that right?"
"For the love of Voldemorts nipple!" Morgan shouted. Sirius burst out laughing, "That was good, wait till I tell Prongs and Moony that one." Sirius said. "But really, update. I'm serious." Sirius stated sounding super serious.
"We know your Sirius, Sirius." Morgan replied cheekily.
l"Oh sod off." Sirius said before popping away.
"Now, as I was gonna say before being so rudely inturrupted. You may ask me a question as long as it's not a Neanderthalithic question." she said, crossing her arms.
"Why do we fight?" Buddy asked, his eyes filled with wonder.
"That is a Neanderthalithic question, Buddy. But I will answer it anyways. We fight because were siblings, that's what we do." Morgan said, cracking a smile. "And no matter how much you may think I hate you, I don't. Your my little brother, and I love you to death." Morgan said, walking up to her brother and hugging him.
Buddy stood there shocked for half a minute before wraping his arms around his sister.
Awwww. wasn't that cute? So yea, friendship day! Haha and can anyone guess where the joke is from? Lol.