I don't own Naruto and I don't like Yaoi. I just saw so many KibaxShino fics I had to do this.
Kiba and Shino sat on the small couch in Kiba's bedroom. Or rather, Kiba was straddling the usually stoic bug-nin with his hands on the tall collar, kissing him with a heated passion. And Shino was kissing back, licking Kiba's face. Kiba moved to Shino's neck and Shino growled, then whined as Kiba stopped.
Kiba nodded towards the bed, then jumped off in a backwards somersault into the middle of the bed. Shino yipped happily and bounded after him, landing on top of him. Shino licked Kiba's face again and smiled, revealing four tiny sharp teeth. He'd nipped Kiba's nose. This was too much for Kiba, he started to unclasp the buttons on the Aburame's jacket, then threw it off the side of the bed. It wasn't long before both boys were undressed. Kiba always had a thing for "doggy style." He was on his hands and knees while Shino pounded into his backside.
He finally yelled, "HARDER SHINO, OH OH OH AWOOOOOOO!!" before both succumbed in a howl of passion and ecstasy.
Neither one heard a boy say "What the hell?!" outside Kiba's window.
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Shino and Hinata walked together to Kiba's house to collect him for the mission that the Hokage had assigned for them. As they neared the Dog-boy's house, grunts could be heard from the ninja's bedroom.
"Hinata, check it out, " Shino said, throwing a cautious glance at the open window.
She nodded and whispered, "Byakugan."
What happened next shocked Shino. Hinata's face turned as red a tomato.
"Sh-Shino…oh Kami…" Then she fainted on the spot.
Suddenly the grunts got louder. Shino heard "HARDER SHINO, OH OH OH" come from Kiba's room. He jumped to the tree outside Kiba's window. Just in time to hear two boys howl.
Shino stood, dumbstruck. "What. The. HELL!?"
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Kiba smiled and rolled over, engaging in a tight lip lock with "Shino". He felt something tickle his chest. He looked down. A single kikaichu bug walked across his left nipple. He brushed it off. Then a thought struck him. He looked around his bed. It was nearly black with kikaichu beetles.
"Shit."
"PARASITIC INSECTS: TYPHOON"
"Double shit."
"Shino" popped out of existence, to be replaced by a rather haggard-looking Akamaru.
"ARF!!"
Too late did they notice the real Aburame Shino standing in front of the bed. Seething. That was the last thing either of the dog nin saw for a few weeks.
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Shino returned outside to find Hinata already awake, still blushing heavily. He helped her up and kissed her on the lips. They walked away hand in hand to complete the assigned mission. One thing was for sure. Aburame Shino was NOT gay.
So what'd you think? You gotta review, I would just die if you didn't. Oh, and I've got fresh baked cookies here. Please? I really wanna know what people think of my KibaxShino revenge story. I like ShinoxHinata better.