Disclaimer: Don't own it

A/N: special thanks to j. annie .F for letting me use "Torn" i personally loved the story

FINDING IT/DENSI

It was a normal day in OSP well as normal of a day that federal agents in a mission that one could have. Eric had finished his paper work and hadn't had much to do so he starting looking things up online. In the search bar on her put NCIS LA he clicked search and he was met with a few articles about some work that NCIS had done in LA. After reading a few he noticed a familiar website , so he clicked it and noticed it was a story about Kensi and Deeks. He went to the balcony and called the team to Ops so they can see this.

After he whistled the team including Hetty came upstairs. Hetty asked what was going on.

"Mr. Beale we do not have any new or pending cases, may i ask why you called all of us up into OPS?"

"Okay don't be freaked out but i found something weird." Eric stated and Nell walked over to his computer to see what he was talking about.

"what do you mean weird Eric?" Sam asked

"He means straight up, messed up weird." Nell chimed in

"well can one of you tell us what is so strange?" Hetty asked

"ok so there is this website called " Eric started but was interrupted by Kensi

"Fanfiction?" she asked

"oh i heard of that isn't it when people write stories based on tv shows and books and stuff?" Sam said and received cocked eyebrows and 'WHAT?' looks he answered there looks "I have a daughter"

"Yea anyways we have a section for NCIS LA" Eric told the,

"what does that mean?" G asked

"people are writing stories about us" Nell stated

"excuse me"s and "what"s from the team

hetty intervened "Mr. Beale, Ms. Jones please shut this site down." and she walked to leave as the doors opened

"wait Hetty" Deeks called out "we could check this out, you know the stories and find a good one we are all done with paperwork"

Hetty saw the intrigued faces of the agents and Techies and allowed it.

"so who wants to read first" eric asked and Nell texted him

'the story is about Kensi and Deeks i read a little. make Deeks read it'

eric smiled "since its deeks idea he can read this one first."

"ok sure..." deeks said reluctantly

"We all realize how creepy this is right?" G asked and a chorus of "yes'' answered his question.

Torn

by j. annie .F

"sounds interesting" G said

A/N: Really short one-shot! Compromising positions 'r' us!

Disclaimer: About the only thing I own is my tumblr *my precious* But I definitely don't see any NCIS: LA =\

"How would they own us? The government owns us" Kensi stated

Deeks froze suddenly; the growl was quiet, but dangerous, and coming from below his waist.

"Will you stop fidgeting? This has hard enough without you squirming around like a 6 year old!"

"Sorry," he mumbled, resisting the urge to shift once more. Comfortable though the seats of the car were his awkward position was causing his legs to cramp.

"Yea thats right. I am getting some action" Deeks said proud

"you don't know that for all you know you got your shoes tied together or something" Kensi said

"Fern are you jealous that i am getting action and you arent?"Deeks asked

before kensi could respond sam interrupted "just get back to the story deeks"

There was a yank on his right pant leg, followed by an impressive stream of swears. It would have been informative – there was definitely a few new combinations of words he'd never heard of before – had he not been the one they were directed at.

Kensi

''WHAT?" Kensi asked

laughs were passed around and deeks said "looks like you are getting some action fer-...OW!" kensi connected a punch to his shoulder

"Just finish this so its over" Kensi ordered him

crawled from her contorted pose on the floor of the vehicle back to her seat; her face was flushed, and her hair was plastered to her forehead.

"Seriously, Deeks, this is in no way normal!"

"No shit." Kensi muttered under her breath

"I'm sure it happens to lots of people," he mumbled. Leaning back as far as he could, he surveyed the problem. Her ministrations hadn't improved the situation … in fact, it seemed to have gotten worse.

''Is Deeks having trouble getting it up?" Sam teased

"im sure thats not it" Nell tried to back up marty

Kensi snorted, raking her sweaty hair back from her forehead. "Oh, yeah, I'm sure there's hundreds of reports of people getting their pant legs tangled in the gas pedal.

"Oh''s were exchanged

Reaching under her seat, she pulled out her bag and began digging in one of the pockets.

"Dare I ask?" Deeks asked warily.

"I'm doing what I should have done, ten minutes ago," Kensi muttered, taking out a small pair of scissors.

"You're going to cut them!"

"wow Kensi your going to cut Deeks pants off" G remarked and it cause her to glare at him

She shot him an evil look. "Its this or you have to slide your seat back as far as it will go, take your pants off, and untangle the damn things yourself."

Deeks swore. As embarrassing as this situation was, having Kensi see his devil horn underwear was asking for months of blackmail. "Fine."

"Wait, are you pouting?" Kensi laughed, poised with the scissors.

"Less chat, more cut. I don't even want to think about what Sam would do to me if he saw you with your head in my crotch."

"kick your ass Deeks" Sam said

"what?" Deeks asked

"the answer to you characters statement" Sam informed him and it made Deeks wince a little. He was beat up by Sam once and it wasnt fun.

xxxxx

They slunk into the mission, both praying it would be mercifully empty, and stay empty. It seemed that Deeks' bad luck streak was never ending, when Sam and Callen stopped in front of them.

"Umm…" Callen laughed, turning briefly to look at Sam who was still gaping at the pair. Both were sweaty and flushed, Kensi's hair was sticking up in all directions; their clothes were dishevelled; and … was Deeks' pant leg torn?

A speculative smirk formed on Callen's lips. "So…"

Finished

"Thank god that was so unrealistic when would Marty get his pants stuck to a gas pedal" Nell said

"well," Deeks began "something similar happened before so its plausible"

"Okay that was bad, well it wasn't bad it was well written but lets find something more realistic" Eric suggested

"as long as i don't have to read again" deeks stated

"Fine i will" G said

AGAIN THANK YOU j. annie .F

A/N: CAN I GET 8 REVIEWS BEFORE THE NEXT CHAPTER? I HOPE