This is rated higher then my fics usually are because of suggestive language but not M because if you were mature you wouldn't find this funny.
(Oh and I don't own nothing.)
Yugi: "I'm an innocent little boy."
Mokuba: "So am I."
Yami: "Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in trouble?"
"Gee, Malik sure seems to like licking things"
"I guess he has an oral fixation"
Pause
"Hey Yami"
"Yes Mokuba"
"You said that that millennium item belonged to my brother, right?"
"It did belong to my high priest, whom you brother is the reincarnation of. So yes, the millennium rod belongs to Kaiba"
Pause
"Gee, Malik sure seems to like licking Seto's rod"
Blink, blink
"Mokuba!"
Snicker
"Yugi!"
Yami turns bright red and disappears back into the puzzle.
Yugi and Mokuba look at each other and bust out laughing.
I can only apologies for this. It hijacked me at work. I've got to stop reading crack. (But I doubt I'm the first to think of this.)