A/N: Okay i wasn't drunk while i wrote this one but i was very hyper, so please don't judge harshly, anyway this is kind of a sequel thing to 'Goodmorning Voldemort' and it's originally from Hairspray 'Nicest Kids in town' I wrote this in p.s.h.e/citezenship cos i was bored and me being the nerdy twat i am finioshed all my work in less than ten minutes.lol.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Hairspray
(Snape)
Hey there, Future Wizards!
Don't swap those seats!
'Cause it's time for the Severus
Snape Class! Brought to you by
Olivanders wands!
(Snape & other teachers)
Ev'ry afternoon
When the clock strikes two
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
A lazy bunch of kids
Stagger through that door
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
They take out their wands
And leave the hall behind
And then they stir it, mix it, shake it
Cos' they're making a potion
You'll never see them smile
'Cause they're the dullest kids in a mile
Every afternoon
You walk to my potions class
(na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
And we know you are really dull
Cos' harry's parents are dead, yeah
(na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
And then you twist and shout
Cruciatus curse
And once you've practiced every step
That's in your magic books
You better come and smile
And meet the dullest kids in a mile
Nice witch kids
Who like to lead the way
And once a month
We have our "halloween day!"
And i'm the man who keeps detentions round
Mr. Severus Snape
With the latest, greatest Voldemort curse!!
So every afternoon
Drop everything
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
Who needs to twist a wand
When you can mix and stir?
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
Forget about your studies
And dark arts
You can always do your spellwork
In the morning rush
Can't tell a spell from a curse
They're the dullest kids in a mile
Class Call!!
(school kids)
I'm Hermione!
Ron!
Harry!
Draco!
Parvati!
Dean!
Percy!
Fred!
Neville!
Luna!
George, Seamus, Ginny, Cho, Jessie, Crouch, Colin!
Crabbe!
Goyle!
And I'm...Snape!
(All of the girls groan.)
(Snape & school kids)
So, if every night you're shivering
As you lie in bed
(pony-pony, ooh, pony-pony)
And the spells and curses
Are pounding in your head
(mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony)
Who cares about DA
When you can do that in
School?
They'll never come to Potions
But they sure not cool
Don't need a flask and a wand
'Cause they're the dullest
Kids in town
They're the dullestt. Dullest
They're the Dullest, Dullest
They're the naughty 'n' boring,
The dullest kids in...
Kids in town!
This is a song made for my friend Ally Chester (FMDS) as she has a stomach ache.lol.