Lost Desert Spoof! (Mwahahaha)
Chapter 1
Many Neopians still don't know that far to the south. Beyond the Haunted Woods, lies the Lost Desert.
Haunted Woods: Screw them! We're still better!
AHEM-cough- Anyways...Even fewer know that in the million degree heart of the Lost Desert lies the fantabulous city of Sakhmet...
...a thriving town in an ancient and timeless land.
Town Idiot: -runs by wearing nothing but a barel- The end is near! THE END IS NEAR!
Guys in the white jackets: Shit, he escaped again...
Sakhmet is home to exotic petpets, cared for by a peophin with a gay name and even gayer braids, amazing food...
...and some of the best entertainers in the land.
Jubjub in a turban: -plays some flute with his feet-
Cobrall in basket: Check me out! Look ma, no hands!
But the most magnificent thing in all of Sakhmet is the royal palace...
...where Princess Amira watches over everything.
Amira(thinking): Ugh...so...bored. I could just...kill myself...
A far cry from the luxury of the palace, the streets of Sakhmet teem with beggars, scoundrels, and villians...
Horace(sitting on his lazy ass doing nothing): Hey! I'm not a beggar!
Guy with script: Shut up, yes you are.
Tomos: Yeah, keep pitying yourself, while I steal some of these tchea fruits...
Adam: -pops up- The blue bits of the Tchea fruit taste like banana, and the yellow bits taste like blueberry. Very odd really.
Me: -bashes him over the head with Neopian Tmes issue 3- Quiet you! -drags him away-
...including a gang of wily street urchins known as the Desert Scarabs.
Grarrl in skirt: -shakes fist- Stop, theif!
Tomos: -throws a tchea fruit at Horace-
Horace: Aack! That hit me in the eye!
Tomos: -shrugs- Sorry!
One thing about Sakhmet, you can guarantee that it's never a dull place...
Nabile: -trips over a crate full of Scamanders- Who the hell put this crate here?
Swordmaster Talek: -hides in the shadows-
Tomos: Eeeek! They're on me! Get them off!
-Skarl runs by with a HHA on his leg- Yeah! Get it off! GET IT OFF!
(For thos of you who don't know, HHA is the Horny Humping Armin :D)
...where unexpected visitors can arrive at any moment.
Jazan: Damn, I look sexy riding on this uni, with my robes and hair blowing behind me, and my soft brown eyes staring straight ahead, with that serious look on my fa-Ack! I think a bug just hit me!
And so our story-crosses out story- spoof begins.