A/N: Okay, now I really don't know how to go about this. It's not so much a serious fic, nor, though, is it a crackfic…It's more an experiment really; I'm not certain how this will work. I'm going to have to ask my readers to allow me what theatre folk call 'willing suspension of disbelief'. This is going to be rather different than what each fandom is used to and a far cry from what my fans are used to in that it is not mainly Gravi, though it may have some if the mood takes me and only MIGHT have a little Pavigi in it. Also note, I will probably be using none of my own characters for this, if you see a name you don't recognize, it's a name from the other fandom. As I mentioned before, this is mainly an experiment, I don't expect it to go well. Also, The Largo siblings are all ten years younger, making Pavi 22, Luigi 26 and Amber 16 or 18, I'm not quite sure. At any rate, I've given all the explanation I could, so it's up to you all to judge me now…Also note that since The Largos are NOT Japanese and actually no one in Saiyuki is either, there will be no Japanese honorifics in this, also I don't know how to use them anyway, so…Without further ado, Repo meets Saiyuki…
"Ohh…Poor Chin Yisou…were-a they too much-a for you? Why, you've-a gone to dust, dear fratello…Though, I suppose a half brother cannot-a really be called 'fratello', still doesn't stop-a me calling Luigi that. Well, at-a any rate, our poor mother would not-a have wanted me to leave-a you so broken…so…for-a lack of a better word: dead…Your papa may be nothing but dust now, but mine isn't and-a he can help you..." The strange dark haired, masked youkai smiled as he neatly swept up the ashes of his fallen half-brother into a small container and cradling it gently in his arms.
"Come the fuck on, you little pussy, pop was expecting us with these remains hours ago." Another youkai stepped forward; he had light brown hair and was slightly taller than the black haired man. "And…he has Ni Jianyi with him…You know how he hates to be kept waiting when Ni is around…" The brown haired youkai dropped his voice to a whisper.
"What!? You can't be serious! Gyoukuman Koushu would never let Ni leave her castle to serve our father! Explain your fucking logic, Luigi!" A female voice rang out from nearby as a female youkai with reddish brown hair and an elaborate dress stomped over to them.
"Well-a, you can't-a expect her to keep-a him from papa forever, after all, he IS-a the reason we moved to Shangri-La…Such-a a long journey and-a so boring. Though I must-a say, the signoras here are very worth-a the trip." The black haired male giggled.
"Will you two stop talking like fucking children and get back to the flying dragons!? We have to fucking get back to the castle or pop will have our heads!" The brown haired youkai glared, herding the other two off towards a copse of trees where three flying dragons waited for them. He looked back at the place where the other male had picked up Chin Yisou's remains and shuddered. He had no idea how those remains, even as dust, lasted that long, it was as if someone WANTED them to be found and returned to a humanoid form. It ran a chill down Luigi's spine. He noticed the others trailing a bit. "Pavi! Amber! Hurry up!"
"Don't fucking boss me around, Luigi!" The girl, Amber, snapped.
"At-a your command, fratello." The young man, Pavi, winked coyly, teasingly, and hurried after his brother.
"Ah, it appears my worthless children have returned." A large, grey haired youkai stood up and walked towards the large window of his castle and looked out at the flying dragons approaching, bearing riders he cared little for.
"Heh heh…They truly are wrapped around your little finger…and yet…you plan to give your legacy to none of them…I wonder, do they know their father considers them below vermin?" The man to his left smirked. He was a man with dark hair and eyes, glasses and thin stubble on his chin and upper lip. He wore a lab coat, bunny slippers, a shirt and a tie. He was a calm, enigmatic man who seemed to see into the souls of those around him.
At that moment, the door to the room swung open in walked the three siblings, Amber and Luigi bickering in the front and Pavi bringing up the rear, cradling his half brother's remains in his arms and grinning at his father. The scientist stepped forward, pushing past Luigi and Amber, holding his hands out to Pavi. Pavi looked surprised for a minute, looking at him for a split second before realizing what he wanted. He deposited the container holding Chin Yisou's remains into the man's waiting hands.
"Much obliged, pretty one." The scientist smirked, taking the remains over to the desk where the older youkai sat. "So, Mr. Largo, what do you make of this? What would you have me do with it?" He knew. It was obvious, but he awaited instructions anyway.
"He may not have been my son, but at one point I loved the woman who gave birth to him. Also, he proved loyal to his blood father, so maybe he will prove equally loyal to an adoptive father and loyalty in a subordinate is always useful to me." Mr. Largo, apparently the demon lord of this castle, said, looking disgustedly at his own children. "Revive him and we will see what can be done."
"Very well…"The scientist smirked and walked off towards the basement laboratory of the castle.
"Meanwhile, you three will go and find the so called 'Sanzo party' and learn all you can about them…But do not destroy them yet…I want to know more about them as it will make our lives much easier…" Mr. Largo told his children.
In a nearby town…
"Dammit, Gojyo! Stop eating all my food!"
"It's not your food unless it's in your mouth, that's the rule, monkey."
"Damn pervy water sprite!"
"Stupid monkey!"
"SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU." With that a gun was fired into the air.
"Well, that must-a be them." Pavi whispered across his table to Luigi, looking discreetly over at the noisy table. "Ah, I'll take-a the one with-a the eyeglass, he looks-a like a pushover."
"Dammit, Pavi, pop said we're just supposed to observe them! So stop being a fuckhead and let Amber take care of this." Luigi glared. The two men watched as their sister approached the Sanzo party's table.
"Well, hi, boys, I'm new in town and all alone, care for a little company?" A delicate pale hand rested on the table Sanzo and company were sitting at. Their eyes followed the hand up the arm until they saw the girl's pretty face and long hair, now black and straight instead of wavy and reddish brown. "My name is Amber…Amber Sweet."
"Ohoho, and how sweet you are, Miss Amber…" the tall, red haired man called Gojyo smirked.
"Oh, why thank you and you are?" Amber giggled seductively.
"Gojyo…Sha Gojyo…" Gojyo grinned.
"My, what an interesting name, no one had a name like that in the west where I was born…" Amber smiled her best false smile.
"You're from the west?! Wow! Do they have good food there!?" The brown haired teen, who had to be the youngest in the group, asked excitedly.
"Can it, you stupid monkey! Dammit, I'm tryin' to work my charm!" Gojyo snapped at Goku.
"Anyway…as I was saying, my brothers and I are new in town and…" While Amber was speaking, the man with the eyeglass and green eyes noticed Amber's long pointed ears.
"Um…Miss sweet…you are a demon?" The man asked.
"Oh, yes…yes, I am…" She smiled with false politeness.
"And you're not affected by the calamity plaguing Shangri La?" He asked.
"Oh, no, neither are my brothers. Our father takes good care of us." She grinned.
"Uh-huh…Well…I'm going back to the inn. We're leaving tomorrow…Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai, if you're late, I leave without you." The golden haired priest at the head of the table sneered as he stood up and left.
"Pavi, follow him." Luigi said, lifting Pavi up and shoving him towards the door.
"What-a? But why-a me? I'll-a be killed, he's gotta a gun!" Pavi squeaked.
"Did I ask you your opinion? No, now fucking get going!" Luigi kicked Pavi in the ass, propelling him towards the door.
"Well-a, I guess The Pavi will use-a his powers of seduction to get-a the monk's guard down, then." Pavi smoothed back his long dark hair, adjusted his mask, straightened his clothes and followed Sanzo down the street towards the inn.
Meanwhile, back at the castle, Chin Yisou was just sitting up on the table his new body, which looked exactly as his old one had. His long blue hair was soft and silky, his skin was porcelain pale and his nails were long claws. "Ah, it is so good to be among the living again…" He smirked. "But who has brought me back?"
"It is I, Rotti Largo, an old friend of your father and the lover of your mother after your father had died." Mr. Largo smirked, stepping out of the shadows. "You may not have known this, but you have a worthless little half-brother, he is my son and his name is Pavi. He's the one who found you and brought you back here, under my orders, of course."
"I see, and to what end did you bring me back?" Chin Yisou asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Why, to see to it that he and his other worthless siblings don't fail in their mission…To take down the Sanzo party." Mr. Largo informed the newly revived centipede youkai.
"I see, well, that is no easy task, but knowing what I do now, I believe I can help. With my dark arts and knowledge, many things become possible and with my thirst for vengeance, I will not fail." Chin Yisou began to smirk as well as he stood up from the table and wandered towards the door. He had unfinished business to attend to and this time, he would not fail.