Konichiwa! My name is Hana! This is my first fanfiction so don't be to harsh. I would still like any advise or ideas you might have for this fic though! Seriously, I get writers block pretty quickly so if you have any ideas I can use then I'd be happy to hear them! Anyways;
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the... um... countries. Or the city names. The cities are technically my ocs so... Ugh, I don't own Hetalia okay?
"Ugh! What are you doing here Sydney? You're not even a capital!" Shouted Canberra angrily at the brunette sitting cross legged on the table in front of her.
"No but I should be!" Cried the girl, her borrowed hat nearly fell off her head when she bounced up to glare at her sister. Her brown hair, tied back in a ponytail, flew up then came back down and blue eyes flashed angrily.
"That's exactly what Melbourne said last week! She's not gonna be a capital an' neither are you! Now go away so we can start the meeting!" Sydney glared at the blonde girl who also had blue eyes but spun around and walked Down the middle of the table, jumped off the end then walked out the conference room, the door slamming shut behind her. "Sorry about that, we gonna start now or what?" Said Canberra, facing the rest of the room again.
Canberra - capital of Australia
Sydney - not the capital of Australia
"It's okay! Now, let's get started, dude! What is this meeting about?" Washington asked, his smile and loud voice not faltering for one moment. He pushed his glasses up his nose and looked at London.
Washington, D.C. - capital of the United States of America
London sighed as she rolled her eyes at the boy, before standing up and trying to take over from his few seconds of actually sounding like a good leader. Needless to say, no one was really listening to either of them, they were all having their own conversations and arguments.
London sighed in defeat and sunk back into her chair after five minutes of trying to get silence.
London - capital of Britain
"Maybe you should try shouting. I'm sure that would get their attention! Or you could wait for Germany!" Tokyo told her enthusiastically. London sighed again at the girl. The excitable Japanese girl wore her hair in a loose bun that bounced when she tilted her head.
Tokyo - capital of Japan
"Or you you could man up and admit that bun makes you look stupid!" cried Bern. Tokyo shot him a glare.
"I'm not even a man though." she stated.
Bern - capital of Switzerland
Paris flicked her wavy, blonde locks at the annoying Italian girl sitting beside her. Venice attended the meetings in the place of her even more annoying brother Rome who never showed up.
"Venice, why do you have to attend these meetings? You're not a capital! Just ask Rome to attend. Or ask mister Italy or mister Romano to convince him to come. Or just have no one attend!" Paris did secretly wish nobody from Italy would attend these meetings but she wouldn't say it out loud, that would be impolite.
"Fratello isn't gonna come to a meeting. He's too busy pretending to be a country! Besides, all of my friends are capitals!" Grinned the dirty blonde.
"What friends?" Muttered Paris, lucky Venice didn't hear her.
Paris - capital of France
Venice - honorary capital of Italy
Berlin rubbed his head at the racket around him, starting to develop a migraine. He was becoming angry and if they didn't stop talking soon he thought he might just hurt someone.
He voiced this thought with an; "If you guys don't shut up right now, I think I'm going to kill someone." Nobody heard this of course.
Berlin - capital of Germany
"Daw! So cute!" Cried Paris, forgetting her previous one-sided argument with Venice in favour of listening in on the argument Washington and London were having.
"What?" Asked Athens as she yawned from being woken up by the loud French girl sitting beside her.
Athens - capital of Greece
"Look! They're so cute! It's love!" Cried the city of love.
"Paris, if I hear that out of you again, I will...!" Cried London, turning on Paris.
"You'll what? Make me drink tea?" Asked Paris.
"Oh I will think of something!" Said London as she tried to hit Paris, she dodged.
Madrid sat down to enjoy her hot beverage in peace. No peace came.
Madrid - capital of Spain
As Washington joined in the new argument with Paris and London, Beijing sighed and leaned back in her chair. The western capitals were so immature.
"Hmm... Well China did say that their stomach at least works, even if their brain doesn't... Hey, would you guys like to try some Chinese snacks?" Beijing really hoped this would stop them.
"That'll just make us hungry!" Shouted London before going back to fighting.
Oh well...
Beijing - capital of China
"Why don't you say something Moscow? I'm sure they'd stop if you did." Moscow turned his head to look at Madrid. She smiled expectantly, still hoping to enjoy her drink.
"Why me? No thanks! I wanna see how this plays out!" Moscow stated turning back to his 'show'. Madrid slapped her face and groaned.
Moscow - capital of Russia
Warsaw glared at Moscow who had now gotten too close to Vilnius in his continued ramblings of trouble. Vilnius winced when she stepped in front of him.
"If you get any closer to Vilnius, I'll whip out my miniature Lech Wałęsa and go all Solidarność on you!" She cried.
Warsaw - capital of Polland
Vilnius - capital of Lithuania
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!"
"Berlin!" Gasped London and Paris, they shuffled back to where they were seated as did everyone else.
"We're supposed to be trying to help solve the worlds problems, not fighting about petty problems. And since it seems I'm the only one who's mature enough to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. 8 minutes each for speeches, no idle chitchat, side conversations or arguments, and absolutely do not go over the set time limit. Now if you want a go, then raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my brother's past!"
Venice raised her hand.
"What Venice?" Asked Berlin.
"...Pasta!" Venice grinned innocently.
A/N: so, like it? Remember, Ideas welcome! I may even use some of you guys ocs!
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