Author's note:This is based on the movie clueless, I would want you to watch it before reading this but if you don't feel like it, it is fine, tho it is a great movie and recommend it.
Riley's POV
So OK, you're probably thinking, "Is this, like
a Noxzema commercial, or what?!" But seriously, I actually have a way
normal life for a teenage girl. I mean I get up, I brush my teeth, and
I pick out my school clothes.
Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kinds
of lawyers. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. He's so good he gets
paid five hundred dollars an hour just to fight with people, but he fights
with me for free 'cause I'm his daughter.
"Daddy!" I exclaimed. I handed my Daddy some juice.
"Riley, don't start with the juice again." Daddy pointed out, My Daddy would always do this he would never eat properly for me.
"Daddy, you need you vitamin C." I was starting to get frustrated, I hate when he would listen to me about his health.
"Where's my briefcase." Daddy always does this change the subject.
"It's been months, let's go to malibu." I gave the idea to my dad, but i don't think he likes the offer.
"Have they been calling ignore it." My Daddy pushed it to the side, he rather lose a case then going to malibu to see my grandparents, and my Daddy has never lost a case.
"They are you parents, and don't try to sneak out of the office. Dr. Lovitz is coming by to give you a flu shot." I advised Daddy.
"Oh Lucas is coming to town." Daddy commented. Lucas is my step brother all though our parents hardly even married, and broke up five years ago, which make no sense.
"Why?" I questioned
"Because he is you step-brother." Daddy replied.
"But you were hardly married to his mother, and that was five years ago. Why do I have to see Lucas?" I pointed out.
"You divorce wives, not children." Daddy claimed
"Here" I hand daddy the juice.
"Forget about it." Daddy pushed the juice aside.
Riley's car
Did I show you the locked-out Jeep Daddy got me? It's
got four wheel drive, dual side airbags and monster sound system. I don't
have a licence yet, but I need something to learn on. And out of nowhere a flower pot was on the kerb.
"That came out of nowhere." I exclaimed.
Here's where Maya lives. She's my friend because she walked in the bay window. We have been friends ever since.
"Dude!" Maya yelled from her porch
"Girlfriend!" I let out, that was our way to say we were excited to see one another.
And I must give Maya snaps for her courageous fashion efforts.
"Hey Riley." Maya created
Maya And I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.
"So?" Maya asked, I know she was asking about her crazy hat, it was a top hat with white on top and black on the bottom it had a rose in a bow right on top of the black bottom part.
"Shopping with doctor seuss?" I joke.
"Well, at least I wouldn't skin a Collie to make my backpack." She pointed at my faux small backpack, i don't even consider it to me a backpack, it is more like a purse.
"It's faux (pronounced like fou)" I Corrected her.
"Hello that was a stop sign." Maya Exclaimed
"I totally paused." I know I really didn't pause, but technically I did.
"Yeah OK" Maya sounding like Maya, being sarcastic.
School
"It is not even 8:30 and your uncle is calling me." Maya croaked.
Yes I know it sounds weird, My best friend my uncle Josh together, trust me I feel you, but they are so cute together.
"He is so protective, I know from experience." I claimed
"Tell me about it, I was at a party the other day, and he had to be there to protect me, but it is kind of sweet, but at the same time like stop." She chimed in
"Now you know how it feels." I informed her.
"Women where were you all this weekend." I heard Josh coming from a distance. This was my cue to leave.
I don't know why Maya is going out with a high school boy. They're like dogs. You have to clean them and feed them and they're just like these nervous creatures that jump and slobber all over you.
All of a sudden this boy puts his arm around my neck.
"Ooo! Get off of me! Uh, AS IF!" I Yell
Debate room
"Should all oppressed people be allowed refuge in America?
Darby will take the con position. Riley will be pro. Riley, two minutes." looked at me.
" So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians
need to come to America. But some people are all "What about the strain
on our resources?" But it's like, when I had this garden party for
my father's birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner.
But people came that like, did not R.S.V.P. so I was like, totally
buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish
in extra place settings, but by the end of the day it was like, the more
the merrier! And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange
some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion,
may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of
Liberty?" I usually do better than what i just said, but i had nothing good to say, But everyone was cheering for me anyway, I guess I will take it with approval.
"Thank you very much." I say generously.
"Uh, Darby, replying?" He asked
"Mr. Hall, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party."
"I am sorry Mr. Hall, I promise I will do better I was just off today. Plus it was his fiftieth birthday." I exclaimed
"Whatever. If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine." Darby hissed. To be honest I really dislike Darby, she is so rude.
"Ladies. So, does anyone have any further thoughts
on Riley's oration? Charlie? Comments?" We all looked at Charlie Gardner, one of the most popular guys in our school.
"Yeah, I can't find my soccer cleats. I've gotta do to the main office before someone snags it." We all know that his soccer cleats are in his bookbag. He just want to sneak out of school.
"Sorry I can't permit that." disapproved, was smart, and Charlie was just stupid and ritch.
"I have insight." Zay ordered, zay was the skater dude, I have nothing against him it is just that he funny and weird.
"I'm all ears." commented
"OK, like, the way I feel about the Rolling Stones
is the way my kids are going to feel about Nine Inch Nails, so I really
shouldn't torment my Mom anymore, huh." Zay ended, told you he is weird but funny.
"Yes. Well, it's a little off the subject of Haiti,
but tolerance is always a good lesson, even when it comes out of nowhere." jested.
"Thank you." he generally gave a thank you.
"And with that in mind, I'm going to distribute you
report cards. Now, is there a Christian Stobich in this class?" asked.
"MR. Hall? The buzz on Christian is that his parents have joint
custody, so he'll be spending one semester in Chicago
and one semester here. I think it is a travesty on the part of the legal
Profession." I noted.
"Thank you Riley for the perspective." said. He was handing out the report cards. "May all talking come to a halt?" He demanded, it really wasn't a question more like a demand. Out of no where Zay gets up from his seat run to the window, and tries to jump out, for it to look like a suicide attempt. "And can the suicide attempts wait for next period." We laugh at his comment, but he looked so serious.
"Must die." Zay comments.
Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period. I got a C in debate?!
Author's Note: Thank you for reading my story anything wrong or anything you like please feel free to comment and I will respond to your comments. It might be boring, but it gets more interesting, if you seen clueless then you would know. As you probably can tell it is a Rucas Fanfic, it might not seem like it know, but it will come along.