I didn't take the time to read through this, so feel free to let me know if you find any spelling/grammatical errors.

I stood at the edge of the room, staring at the seventy-three "missiles" encasing seventy-three currently sleeping people. "Wake him up."

"Captain, I've been given specific orders to do the opposite." Said the guard, looking at me with a slightly frightened expression.

"I don't care about your bloody orders. Now open that up right now, that's an order." I ignored the moisture starting to build up in my eyes.

"Captain, is there a problem here?" I heard Spock's cool and calm voice behind me.

"No. Now go away Mr. Spock. I'm busy at the moment." I growled without bothering to turn around.

"Sir, Captain Kirk is currently trying to get me to wake John Harrison."

"Haven't you had orders to let them all remain sleeping?" Spock inquired.

"Yes, but…"

"Then I believe you should follow those orders. Waking up Khan now is rather… illogical."

I hissed under my breath. Stupid guards, they were always tattling on me. And stupid Spock was always going on about how "illogical" things were. I'd had just about enough of his sass.

"Mr. Spock. This really does not concern you. Consider yourself dismissed." Before Spock could reply, I added, "And that is an order."

Spock remained silent for a moment. "Alright, Captain. However, you should know, I have deemed this very unwise. It would be perfectly logical to stop while you are ahead." And with that he walked off, leaving me with a very nervous guard.

"If you won't open the container, I'll just have to do it myself." I retorted. The guard shifted on his feet uncomfortably. He was clearly new. It was always fun to mess with new ones. Since he was a quite a bit shorter than me, it wasn't hard to get in face and whisper, "You are a cute little thing, aren't you?"

He looked confused at the sudden change of events, and I took his moment of hesitance to plant a sloppy kiss on his lips. And as I had expected him to, he passed out, landing on the floor with a sickening thud.

I crossed over to Khan quickly and punched in the security code. Before long, he was stirring. His eyes fluttered opened and looked around confused.

"Khan." I tried not to grin like a teenage girl, but I managed to anyways.

"Captain? Why did you wake me up?" He frowned at me.

"I'll explain later. But right now, we need to get you out of here before somebody realizes that I woke you up." I grabbed him and pulled him into the hall, practically dragging him to closest vacant room.

"Your actions confuse me." Khan responded calmly. "Will you please explain to me why you are doing this?"

I walked up to him closely, watching him stumble backwards until hitting the wall. "It'll be easier to just show you."

I pulled him down into a greedy and desperate kiss, letting out all the anger and lust I'd been dealing with for the past few months. To my pleasure, he kissed me back eagerly.

After a few moments he pulled away and grinned. "I see, Captain."

Yes, I'm aware of how short and stupid this is... However, I had to produce something for this ship... If you can even call it a ship. There isn't anything for Kirk/Khan that I could find out there... I'm sorry if you actually wasted your time on this. If you were someone that actually enjoyed this, leave a review. If it's actually popular enough, I will continue it... Maybe even include some sexy times... Haha #notlikely Anyways, thanks for reading. c:

I promise you, my Sherlock fanfics are much better. Feel free to check it out. c: