A/N It's things like this that happen when two high schoolers are bored in Chemistry class. I dedicate this to my wonderful friend Natasha who frequently has Harry Potter moments with me:) Note that the characterizations of Harry and Ron are based of Harry Potter Puppet Pals, a delightful series of YouTube videos which I suggest viewing. And now, on with the good stuff.
Notes During Potions
Harry, I'm sorry for telling people you spelled steal wrong.
-Ron
I do not accept your apology because I'm Harry Potter and therefore the best.
-Harry
Your name is Harry Potter and you're the king of the school. But Neville Longbottom owns!
-Neville
Sod off Neville.
-Harry
Don't be a cauldron bum Harry.
-Ron
You're stupid Ron.
-Harry
Harry, you're a bully.
-Hermione
Look there's a Nargle!
-Luna
Everyone loves Luna!
-Neville
I don't.
-Snape
No one likes you Snape.
-Harry
I do!
-Dumbledore
No you don't! You called him a coward!
-Harry
Well I love Snape.
-Draco
No one likes you either Malfoy!
-Harry
We love Draco!
-Crabbe and Goyle
You guys are weird. And you smell.
-Ron
Ur dad smells Weasley
-Crabbe
You taste like toenails!
-Ron
How on earth do you know that Ron?
-Hermione
Because you made me drink that bloody Polyjuice potion in 2nd year!
-Ron
U taste like chicken Weasely…
-Goyle
Don't even wanna know…
-Ron
Goyle why are you so brainless?
-Draco
Ron would you stop passing notes, I'm trying to listen.
-Hermione
Who listens in Potions?
-Harry
Detention Potter!
-Snape
You were passing notes too!
-Harry
I'm Snape. I do what I want. Detention for you, Weasley, Granger, and Longbottom. And Lovegood since I don't understand why she's here.
-Snape
Unfair! What about Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle?
-Ron
I have secret Death Eater parties with their fathers. You don't send Death Eater sons to detention. Another detention for being stupid Weasley.
-Snape
See you got us in trouble.
-Hermione
Hermione, just go to the library or something.
-Harry and Ron
Review! I might add more, since we still have a few more weeks of dreadful Chemistry... :)