Connor's In Love

Connor and Murphy were both at their appartment in Boston. They both came back from work and Connor got ice from the freezer to put on his dick to keep the swelling down. He sat down and gasped when the ice made contact. Murphy was about to have a shower when the phone rang. Connor picked it up. "Hello?"

"Connor is that you?" His mother replied back. She was calling from Ireland just to see how her boys were getting on but she was doing a prank on them by acting drunk.

"Mother is that you?" Connor questioned in surprise.

"Is that worthless brother of yours there? I want you both ta hear this." Ma said.

Murphy groaned in frustration. "Christ! There's no fucking hot water."

Connor looked at his twin. "Shut it, it's Ma."

Murphy walked over to Connor and listened to whatever conversation that they are having. "It's all your fault." Ma told them. Connor and Murphy both were confused by that little sentence. "You both little bastards. I was a fool to believe you would bring me any peace. The day your Da left us when you were almost too young to remember, he said, 'The two of you would do me right and make me proud.' But he was wrong and I got nothin' to live for."

Connor sat up and Murphy stood in front of him. "What are you talkin' about? You're actin' crazy here."

"What's the matter with her?" Murphy asked.

Annabelle had picked up a gun. "I've finally found your Da's army revolver, Connor."

Connor was on alert. "No Ma, what are you doin' with Da's gun?"

Murphy's eyes went wide. "Da's gun?"

"I got it to me head now."

"What the hell are you doin'?" Connor questioned.

Murphy did some hand signals. "What the fuck?"

Annabelle loves this game that she was playing with her boys. "I want ta tell you one last thing before I pull the trigger."

"Pull the trigger? Have ya lost it woman? Now get a hold of yourself. Listen to Connor now. I'm talkin' some sense here." Connor shouted on the phone. Murphy ran across the room to get his clothes and ran back towards Connor shouting on his mother. Now both of them were shouting in one go. Annabelle went outside and pulled the trigger. Connor dropped the phone. "Jesus fucking Christ!"

Murphy grabbed the phone with Connor lying beside him both shouting. "Ma! Ma! Ma!"

Annabelle started laughing and Connor and Murphy sighed in relief. "Lord have mercy, that was a really good one, Ma," said Murphy.

Connor grabbed the ice that was scattered all over the floor and mumbled. "She's a fucking evil woman."

Annabelle mimicked her sons. "Oh Jesus! No Ma no! Christ Ma no!"

Murphy had the phone away from his ear and looked down at Connor who had his head down on the ground. "She's quite proud of herself."

Connor lifted his head up a bit and replied. "Of course she is."

Annabelle continued to laugh until she had calmed herself down. "Okay. Seriously, I want you both ta listen ta me now."

Murphy pulled Connor's head up to the phone so that both of them would hear of what their mother had to say. "We're both here, Ma."

"It's only 11 here, boys. So I've got a lot of more drinkin' ta do with your worthless relatives down at the Anvil."

"You just called ta torture us, did ya?" Murphy asked.

Connor replied next. "Ma, how's Uncle Sibeal?"

Annabelle went and stood beside the cooker and said. "Well. You know how it was with him. Always complainin' he's never turnin' a profit on Saint Patty's. Whole damn family goes down there with no money because we know he can't bare to charge us. But he's been havin' himself a nip or two as well... Been up the waitress' skirt all night, poor girl. "

Connor and Murphy both looked at each other. "Well you tell him he's got ta take it easy there, Ma. He's got ta learn to respect women, the way Connor does." asked Murphy.

Connor sighed. "Oh Jesus."

Murphy laughed. "I gave him his first lesson of in sensitivity toward the fairer sex just today..."

"Oh, Christ! Don't fucking start... Don't even do it, ya bastard." Connor cut in.

Murphy laughed. "He got beat up by a girl."

"No, if that was a girl, I wanted to see some papers. Ma, she had to be just preoperative, for Christ fucking sakes."

"Lord's fucking name!" Annabelle replied.

Murphy and Connor both mumbled. "Mother Mary, full of grace."

Annabelle placed the bottle onto the table. "What did you do, Connor?"

Connor replied back. "What? I tried ta make friends with her and didn't and she gave me a shot in the nuts."

"What? That dirty bitch. I hope ya trounced her a good one."

"Ah! Don't you worry, Ma. I respected the hell one out of her for ya." Murphy smiled in triumph.

"Oh! Macho Murph, aye." Connor said sarcastically.

Annabelle had took another swig of the liquor and replied. "Well listen, I know how my boys take the scrappin' when they take ta drinkin'."

Murphy replied. "Yes, mother."

"I mean it now. I carried the two of you little bastards around in my belly at the same time you ungrateful pissants. Ya ruined my girlish figure in one fell swoop and then ya sucked me dry. My tits are saggin' down to my ankles. I trip over em for Christ sake, now ya listen ta me, no fighten."

Connor smiled. "Yes, mother."

Annabelle smiled back. "Promise me, boys."

Murphy shouted. "We promise."

Connor said again. "Promise, mother."

Annabelle grinned more. "Well, there's my boys." Her grin dropped when she looked out of the window. "Oh shit. Gotta go, looks like I caused the ruckus with that shot. Half of the damn neighborhood is comin'."

"Okay, love you Ma. And listen, before ya go just give us the goods, huh?" asked Murphy.

Connor agreed with his twin. "Yeah, Ma come on it's been 27 years."

Annabelle sighed. "You two still bickerin' over that?"

"Of course, we are. Now out with it. Tell us, who came out first?" Connor argued.

"Alright. I suppose you have the right ta know."

Connor slapped Murphy so that he could hear. "I can't fucking hear."

"Are you ready?"

They both nodded. "Yeah, go on."

Annabelle took another swig of the bottle. "The one with the bigger cock." Then she burst out laughing and hung up the phone.

Connor and Murphy both looked confused and they both stared at the phone then they both looked at each other. "What the fuck was that?" Connor furrowed his brows whilst Murphy had his head down and felt Connor slap him across the head. "That's your fucking mother talkin' like that."

"It's your fucking mother as well." Murphy mumbled.

"Fucking hell." Connor got up and put the phone on the sofa and mumbled. "Crazy woman." He took his beer and looked at Murphy.

Murphy was lying on his back with his hands behind his head and looked down at Connor's bottom half of the body and smirked.

Connor looked down at where his brother was looking and looked at him again. "Oh don't you fucking start I had ice on mine, alright? Fuck." Murphy was still smiling.

They both had showers and got changed for going to McGinty's Irish pub. Their local area. They were about to leave when there was a knock at the door and the brothers both looked at each other and opened the door and was surprised when they see their long time childhood Scottish friend, Athena. She had dark hair, blue eyes, she wore a black tank top with dark blue skinny jeans and black and blue high-tops. "Athena?" They both replied.

"Hello boys. Did ya miss me?" Athena replied back and hugged both of them with a huge smile on her face and theirs. Athena walked over to their beds and sat on Connor's bed whilst she faced them with her legs crossed. "So. How's my two favourite best mates doin'?"

Connor and Murphy both stood in front of her side by side. "Of course, we missed ya. We are doin' fine. Yourself?" Connor asked with some interest.

Athena got up and walked around the room a bit. "I'm doin' great. I missed ya both terribly. Its's no fun with you guys not back at home anymore. It's too quiet back in Ireland."

"What'd ya mean it's too quiet?" asked Murphy. Athena turned towards the youngest twin and sighed.

"It means that with you lads not around causin' havoc, it's quiet." She looked at her watch and sighed. "I'm guessin' that you are goin' to McGinty's pub now?"

The lads nodded and grabbed their jackets and faced Athena again. "Are ya comin'?" asked Connor.

Athena smiled and nodded at them and they all went out of the door and headed towards McGinty's. Connor had a really strong feeling towards this brunette who was walking in front of him. He sighed as he knows what was up with him. He's in love.