Disclaimer: I don't own RD - ALRIGHT?

Well I said in a review of Lar's never ending story that I had something random in mind and here is the first chapter, it got longer, only by a few chapters though, anyway however none random and serious it may seem for this and the 3 chapters, be warned...

Through Another's Eyes

Lister woke up and groaned, he felt like he'd just drunk an entire Guinness lorry – plus petrol. He blinked as he found himself looking at the floor of his quarters – He'd recognise that curry stain anywhere

He coughed as he turned over onto his side, finding himself face to face with… himself.

"What the SMEG?" Lister coughed raising his head, passing straight through the table. It took a few moments for this to register but once it had the scream was enough to wake the dead.

"What you yelling about Alphabet head? Some of us are trying to SLEEP!" Came Cat's annoyed voice – But from Lister's body.

"I didn't say anything you deranged moggie." Rimmer protested – From Cat's body.

The 3 confused souls stared at each other in shock before piercing the stale air with screams.

"Get outta my body Captain Emerald!" Cat hissed jumping on Rimmer in anger.

"What about me?" Wailed Lister in anguish. "I'm a hologram! – No worse still – I'm a hologram of Rimmer!"

Cat let go of Rimmer, worried he would damage his clothes, and moved sulkily to the chair at the other end of the room

"Do you think I want you in my body? Rimmer said as he tried to calm himself Hang on I bet that jumped up game boy has something to do with this – HOLLY HOLLY!" Rimmer cried Leaping up and hitting his head on the corner of the bunk beds.

"Mind the hair Goalpost Head!" Cat cried despondently.

"Oh come on! I though you would have loved this? No you can see yourself in the 3rd person!" Rimmer scoffed tapping his foot impatiently at Holly's lack of appearance.

"With YOU in there? Ugh you're SICK!"

"What about you ey Rimmer? Now you can brush a smegging rose against your cheek and all that other crap you spurted." Lister spat running a hand through the table and flexing his fingers, the feeling strange and unwelcome."

"Shut up you gimboid." Rimmer retorted. "HOLLY!" He cried again before grimacing as his own voice rung in his ears.

"Unused to my superior senses jack ass?" Cat muttered in response.

"Where is Holly? I'm getting worried." Lister asked as he ran his hand along the ground, being able to touch it but unable to feel it's texture.

"And the fact that our minds and bodies have got scrambled DIDN'T worry you in the slightest?" Rimmer scoffed.

"You know what I mean." Lister replied. "We better get to the Drive Rom and find out what the SMEG is going on."

"Not until I get this body into some coordinated evening wear – And a shower." Cat retorted.

"No smegging way, anyway that's one of my best shirts! It's the one with only the 3 curry and 2 larger stains down the front." Lister protested, reaching out to grab his bodies arm to pull Cat along before realising he couldn't, his hand hanging there in mid air.

"Come on." He muttered passing Cat and Rimmer and out into the corridor, the others following...

He laughed to himself as he watched the pathetic 3 wake up and discover their predicament – Torturing and confusing people was fun – And he wasn't going to stop now…