Part 2:
Studderin' -Professor Quirrell
Well, it just hit me. The studder song. Professor Quirrell studders...so, the "Studder" song popped into my head! And it's da second part of when Hogwarts teachers go crazy series!
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Professor Quirrell walked down the his classroom. He soon saw a package on his desk. He picked it up. It was to him, but no returning address. He opened the package, to find a muggle mini CD player. He read the note left in the box:
"I thought this song may help you, and the directions to turn it on is below"
He followed the directions, and popped the CD in:
Baby don't go, baby don't go, baby don't go.
Talk to me, tell me, where you were (late last night), You told me, with yer friends, hanging out (late last night), You lying, cuz you stuttering, now where were you (late last night), Stop lying to me, cuz you're ticking me off, see you're ticking me off, oh girl.
Quirrell gets a brief look of horror on his face. Then, his face turned into a huge smile.
I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters.
Quirrell puts on the headphones, and walks out of the room with the CD player. Harry, Hermione, and Ron look at him strangely.
I called you, on your cell phone, no answer (tell me why). So I paged you, on your two-way, still no response (tell me why). I took care of you, I loved you, and you played me (tell me why). Stop lying to me about where you been, Cuz you're ticking me off, ticking me off.
I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters.
Quirrell bumped into people with no care, and ran into Snape. Obviously, he was cussing him out, but he couldn't hear him, and didn't care.
It's funny to me, when you lie to me, You start stuttering, tripping, I caught you, baby. It's funny to me, when you lie to me, You start stuttering, tripping, I caught you, baby.
I smell cologne, damn it's strong, How'd you get it on (I'm not done). He messed up your hair, makeup's everywhere. Oh yeah, (I'm not done). Girl you're crying cuz you're lying to my face (I'm not done). Stop lying, about sentiment, Cuz you're ticking me off.
"Studderin', studderin'...," Quirrell said, clearly. It shocked the line of people following him. He started dancing.
I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters. I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying, Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters.
Quirrell bumps into a guy with a long beard. He looks up. It was Dumbledore. He gulped.
Why did I? You should know by now. I gotta know baby, I just can't keep going on girl. Oh, get on baby, no love from you. I hear you lying, I hear you, Stuttering, stuttering, stuttering, stuttering, stutter, stuttering. Oh girl, you should leave me alone, Get the hell on.
"S-S-So..do y-y-you want to h-hear my ne-new s-s-song?," Quirrell said, nervously. Dumbledore glared at him.
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So ,you like? I don't really find it as...abnormal as part one: catsup...oh yea, there really is no difference between ketchup and catsup. Same thing. I will make more to this series!...