I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and never will (Boo-hoo!) This also go's for my other story(Seta Kaibelle?)
The Stupid Idiot:
Chapter One:
Pain, Plans and the Hospital
Mokuba sighed and turned away from the window of the limousine. His brother, Seto Kiba was hard at work, as always, on his laptop. "Come on Seto, look out the window, talk, do SOMETHING other than work on that laptop just for one moment, PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEE?" Mokuba said, using his best little brother voice. "Not now Mokuba, I'm working" Seto said, irritated. Just then, they both heard a screech, then a shout of pain from the driver.
The last thing Seto heard before passing out (which was caused by and injury, not fear) was the sound of his brother screaming.
4 Hours later
Seto looked sadly at his brother asleep in a hospital bed. He'd never told anyone this, but he secretly feared hospitals and all their clueless docters. "Mokuba's doomed! " He thought sadly. He, Seto, had only broken his arm in the car crash. The driver was killed instantly, and Mokuba had his leg cut right off by a stray piece of flying metal and was knocked into a coma. Seto had just paid a lot of money for the local docters to find a sergon on short notice to sow the leg back on. Seto thought angrily "If that silly surgeon doesn't save Mokuba's leg, I'll" "Seto Kiba, we found a surgeon for Mokuba." A young nurse said timidly, interrupting Seto's train of thoughts.
30 Minuets earlier
Yami Bakura had just finished an inward fight with his 'weaker' side. He now had total control. (By the way, from now on I will just call him Bakura.) He wandered down the street, "Now how can I take over the world?" He murmured to himself, "HOW?" Suddenly he spotted a news update no a T.V. in one of the shop windows. "This is a news update, with Leslie Roberts: duhduhduh duh duh duhduhduhduh duh duh Hi! I'm Leslie Roberts ("NO DUH!" Bakura thought) and I'm just here to tell you that the younger Kibah, of Kibah Corp. is in the hospital waiting for an available surgeon…. No-one knows why yet, but if I were a surgeon, I would definitely go!" "Hey I GOT IT!" Bakura shouted, forgetting for a moment where he was. Then, ignoring the stares he was getting from other people, he skittered off to get to the hospital.
AT THE HOSPITAL
Kibah frowned at the surgeon. He didn't like the way all the surgeon's clothing was keeping him from seeing the actual person. "No matter," He thought, "As long as he does a good job on Mokuba."
Bakura smirked from behind his mask. The clothing had worked! Seto hadn't recognized him at all! He could now get close enough to sabotage Seto so he can't stop him from completing the rest of his plan! As he was led to the operating room, another thought struck him: "I DON"T KNOW HOW TO OPERATE!".
Poor Mokuba!