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No Ramen For Emmett

Written by Child-Of-God13

BPOV:

So it was Saturday. And it was lunchtime. Edward had gone hunting with Alice and Esme and Carlisle were away for the weekend. Edward didn't trust Jasper and Rosalie still didn't really enjoy hanging out with me. So…I was here with Emmett.

I shoved my Top Ramen, chicken flavor, into the microwave and pressed start.

"So…whatcha cooking?" Emmett said, bouncing over to me. He was supposed to be watching me, but in reality I think the Cullen's just wanted free babysitting.

"Top Ramen." I replied as the microwave beeped. I sat down and began eating. Emmett watched my fork as I ate, never once looking away. Finally, it began to get to me. "Uh…Emmett….please stop."

"Stop what?" He asked innocently.

"Stop staring at my food." Emmett huffed and turned his chair around to face the wall. Now that the attention was off me, I was able to finish within a few minutes. I looked down at my quarter full bowl of Ramen, I seriously wasn't hungry anymore. I looked up again to find Emmett staring at the bowl.

"Can I have it?" Emmett pleaded, his eyes not moving from the Ramen.

I groaned and pushed it towards him, this was getting annoying. "Knock yourself out." I mumbled getting up from the table, I did not want to watch this. Heading up to Edwards room I kept my ears perked for any sort of noise.

Suddenly there was an explosion!

I turned and ran down the stairs so fast I was surprised I didn't trip. When I got to the kitchen I found Emmett as well as the rest of the kitchen covered in Ramen Noodles. "Emmett, WHAT DID YOU DO??" I screeched, taking in the Ramen Noodles on the ceiling.

"Um well I wanted to see if it would do that magical popping thing that happens when making popcorn and it wasn't working so I added a lot more oil and five more packets of those noodle things. Then everything went KA-BANG."

I sighed and shook my head. I couldn't wait until I could go hunting.

Wait-

If I went hunting then Emmett would be left alone.

And that thought was scarier than my worst nightmares.

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