Disclaimer: I, Sil-Gathien, do not own the LotR game, books, or movies. So
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A/N: Don't go on reading this if you haven't played the LotR PC game by Surreal. Ya wouldn't get it. So, on with the story.
Frodo
Day one, 7:00 AM: Appeared at Uncle Bilbo's today. I didn't know the house was so darn huge! I thought hobbit holes were supposed to be small, but noooooooooooo, they just have to go on and make it hard for me to find the key and the Bag End deed! Sheesh.
7:30 AM: That dratted Ted Sandyman. Wanted me to help him find a pin of some sort. Do I have time for this? No. Does he care? No.
7:45 AM: Arrived in Baywater. A female w/ a very disturbing voice started talking to me. V. scary. And just when I was about to give Lobelia whatever-Baggins the deed, she had to go on and tell me that there were wolves in the Shire. Lobelia is always telling me what to do: "Give me the Bag End Deed, Frodo," "Go ring the Warning Bell, Frodo!" Who does she think I am?
8:00 AM: Oi. I rang the warning bell, gave the deed away, but some guy named Noaks wanted me to find his herbs. Surprisingly, I agreed. Someone has to set that "Dreaded Highwayman" straight. Though I did get a few nasty bites from Farmer Maggot's dogs in the process, I did succeed in retrieving the herbs. And I got mushrooms from Noaks! Mushrooms!
P.S. What kind of sick person would name their kid "Maggot"?
8:50 AM: I am SERIOUSLY fed up w/ this! Now Hal-whatever wants me to throw a rock at his weathervane! After I did, you know what I got? A pin! A pin, a stupid, lousy- hey, wait a minute.
10:00 AM: Returned the pin to Sandyman. That idiot. Said I did a good deed today. I am soooo unappreciated.
10:50 AM: Returned to Bag End to retrieve the Ring. Put it on, and for a moment there I was convinced I had a good fashion sense. Only problem is, as soon as I put it on, get this: I got all googly eyed and surrounded by fire. That is SO not the rage this season.
11:30 PM: As soon as I went outside w/ my precious ring, it was dark out! How am I ever supposed to admire my new accessories without light?! I mean, come on people!
11:31 PM: A strange rider, clad in a black cloak, riding a black horse approached Sam's house. Asked the Gaffer where I was. You just HAD to tell him, didn't you Gaffer?! Fool.
11:35 PM: Used my stealth and cunning to attempt to escape from the Rider. He told me to surrender the Ring. Personally, I think he needs a hug.
A/N: So what do you guys think? Should I write more? R/R please!
A/N: Don't go on reading this if you haven't played the LotR PC game by Surreal. Ya wouldn't get it. So, on with the story.
Frodo
Day one, 7:00 AM: Appeared at Uncle Bilbo's today. I didn't know the house was so darn huge! I thought hobbit holes were supposed to be small, but noooooooooooo, they just have to go on and make it hard for me to find the key and the Bag End deed! Sheesh.
7:30 AM: That dratted Ted Sandyman. Wanted me to help him find a pin of some sort. Do I have time for this? No. Does he care? No.
7:45 AM: Arrived in Baywater. A female w/ a very disturbing voice started talking to me. V. scary. And just when I was about to give Lobelia whatever-Baggins the deed, she had to go on and tell me that there were wolves in the Shire. Lobelia is always telling me what to do: "Give me the Bag End Deed, Frodo," "Go ring the Warning Bell, Frodo!" Who does she think I am?
8:00 AM: Oi. I rang the warning bell, gave the deed away, but some guy named Noaks wanted me to find his herbs. Surprisingly, I agreed. Someone has to set that "Dreaded Highwayman" straight. Though I did get a few nasty bites from Farmer Maggot's dogs in the process, I did succeed in retrieving the herbs. And I got mushrooms from Noaks! Mushrooms!
P.S. What kind of sick person would name their kid "Maggot"?
8:50 AM: I am SERIOUSLY fed up w/ this! Now Hal-whatever wants me to throw a rock at his weathervane! After I did, you know what I got? A pin! A pin, a stupid, lousy- hey, wait a minute.
10:00 AM: Returned the pin to Sandyman. That idiot. Said I did a good deed today. I am soooo unappreciated.
10:50 AM: Returned to Bag End to retrieve the Ring. Put it on, and for a moment there I was convinced I had a good fashion sense. Only problem is, as soon as I put it on, get this: I got all googly eyed and surrounded by fire. That is SO not the rage this season.
11:30 PM: As soon as I went outside w/ my precious ring, it was dark out! How am I ever supposed to admire my new accessories without light?! I mean, come on people!
11:31 PM: A strange rider, clad in a black cloak, riding a black horse approached Sam's house. Asked the Gaffer where I was. You just HAD to tell him, didn't you Gaffer?! Fool.
11:35 PM: Used my stealth and cunning to attempt to escape from the Rider. He told me to surrender the Ring. Personally, I think he needs a hug.
A/N: So what do you guys think? Should I write more? R/R please!