YAYAYAYAYYA!

I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO DOING THIS!

Hello everyone this is my slayers fanfic…. SLAYERS IN SCHOOL!

Buh, buh, buh!

Anyway I eheem… "borowed" the characters coughstolecough

…gets hit over the head by a lawyer….

Okay, okay I borrowed the characters and stuck them in modern day japan YAYYYYYYYY! (obiovsly they don't have powers) oh and if your wonderin' this is my weird way of doin DISCLAIMER, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

NOW TO THE PROFILES……. OF THE CHARACTERS NO DUH!

NAGA,MARTINA, AND SYLPHIEL: baisicly ALL chearleaders and girlie girls who like to belittle people (not so much sylphia but she pretty much just sits and watches)

FILIA: happy, happy girl with good grades comes from a rich family,has a SCARY temper,but there's one problem: Xellos!

LINA: 2 words: COMPLETE NERD! Amoung other things, she loves food, anime,video games, and EVERYTHING but Naga,Sylphiel, and Martina. She lives with her carefree aunt in a reasnoble sized home.

AMELIA: HAPPPYYYY HAPPPPPY PERSON! I'll list a few things:
Vegetarian, has about 22 foster pets, lives in a mansion, Nagas sis but polar oppisite, went on the "save the earthworms" battle last month… shall I go on?

XELLOS: mission in life: annoy fi-chan! Is zelas' foster son, he lives in an old church that was fixed up to look like a home.

ZELGADISS: Is an outcast, his mother and him got beatin by his father leaving scares all over his body including his face! Eventually his mother got up the guts to leave she is now a famous artist and is rich, they have'nt seen Zels father since.

GOURRY: HE IS THE HUNK! You know all these school fics have a handsome but INCREDIBLY stupid studmuffin… THIS IS HIM!
He lives with his grandparents in one of those not so small but not so big house either.

Couples:

Zel/Ame

Lin/Gour

Xel/Fil

Okay phew! Now that that's over.. on with the fic

Day 1

THE ORDANARY MORNING

Filia Ul Cop left the house, yawning, she had,had a horrid sleep last night, all that music to study AUGHH.

"Oh well" she sighed, straightening out her brown brown pleaded skirt about 5 inches above the knee, that was when she felt someone grabb her from behind, she flinched when she felt warm breath going down her neck.

"EEEEEEEEEEEK!" she screeched, whipping around and hitting the person with her backpack, wich, by the way contained several heavy textbooks.

"My, my Fi-chan are'nt we playful" smirked Xellos,rubbing his head, causing Filia to practicly blow up.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU" she yelled chasing a laughing Xellos down the street "RUIN MY PERFECT MORNING AND YOUR GONNA PAY!.

A random housewife looked out the window and sighed, "it's starts out with hate then somehow morphs into love".

Amelia examined herself for what seemed like the hundreth time, "okay sailune high here I come!" she exclaimed bouncing out of her room, completely snubbing Naga, and sliding down the banaster.

"BYE DADDY!" she yelled giving him a peck on the cheek.

"Your ride awaits Amelia-san" said a rather atractive servant holding the limo door open.

"Thankyou very much Dan-chan she said happily hoping in, "hello Saria-chan" she said to the driver "just the school, please".

"Yes Amelia-san".

And with that they were off.

Gourry sat at the table stuffing his face with the stack of pancakes in front of him, he was finished in about five minutes.

"Thank.GULP.you gra.GULP. ndma" said gourry between large gulps of milk.

"Your welcome meh boy" said his grandmother looking pleased,just as Gourry was leaving his grandma said,"don't forget you lunch meh boy!".

"Of course not" said Gourry grabbing his lunch and bounding out the front door.

"I hope he dose'nt share that with anyone" said his grandmother furrowing her brow.

Lina happily ran down the street knocking people over in her wake, but she did'nt care the new blood and ice (A/n: I made it up) video game was coming out.

"Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nothing could ruin today,well except maybe Naga and her evil little comrads but she did'nt have to worry about that, for Naga was at school by now probubly flirting or cheerleading and she was just entering the school-yard.

She pushed her way through the crowd when she came across a flustered Filia, she did'nt even bother asking.

"Hey fi-chan" said Lina from behind.

"YOU RAW GARBAG- oh, hi Li-chan, I uh thought you were somone else" said Filia flustered at the fact she had drawn a lot of attention to herself.

This is when Zel came up to them, "hey" he said simply.

"Hi Zel-chan" Lina teased.

"Oh hi zelgadiss-san, please Li-chan do not tease Zelgadiss-san" said Filia seriously.

"Sure, sure" said Lina jokingly, "hey has anyone seen Ame-chan"

"I'm right here", said Amelia, running up to the group "hello everyone, hello Zelgadiss-sempai"

"Hi" he said qiuetly.

"Someones cold" murmered Lina.

"hey did ya hear about the dance in 2 days, is anyone gonna go?" aske Ame.

This was when the bell rang.

"Lina-chan Zelgadiss-sempia whats your first class?" questioned Amelia (she was in their classeses because she got boosted a year ahead)

"Mines Science" they said in unision.

"Cool that's mine!" said Amelia happily, "what about you Fi-chan?"

"I have English" said Filia thoughfully.

"Oh Okay" said Ame "well see ya soon".

"Yep bye" said Lina.

"bye" said Zel.

And they all made their way to classes.

FILIA

Filia strode down the hall when she bumped into two big……. Ewwwwwwwwww! She instanly pushed herself away.

"What is it" Filia asked sourly.

"Excuse me?" aske Naga horrified "YOU BUMPED INTO ME GOODY TWOSHOES".

"Prove it" spat Filia, roughly pushing her way bye Naga.

"You get back here!" yelled Naga.

"What are you? my mother!" yelled Filia walking into the English room.

"So is that the one YOUR Xellos has taken a liking to martini-chan" whispered Naga.

"Yep that's her" said Martina angerly "how dare that goodie twoshoes"

"Don't worry we'll get her along with Lina after school" said Naga.

"Why Lina" aske Martina asked.

"Well He's after MY and SYLPHI-chans Gourry-chan" said Naga.

"Mhmmmm mhmmm" agreed Sylphiel.

Lina, Amelia, and Zelgadiss were walking down the hall when Lina bumped into someones strong chest, she looked up to se none other then "GOURRY".

"Um Lina-san I was wondering you know the welcome back dance is coming up and….."

"This is our cue to leave Zelgadiss-sempia" whispered Ame, pulling Zelgadiss to the class "We'll meet you in class Li-chan, bye"

"What, wait" said Lina attempting to run after them but someone caught her arm.

"Wait Lina-san, I have a qeustion" said Gourry, hesitantly.

"Okay spit it out!" she said rudely.

"Willyougotothedancewith…me?" he said so fast the words seemed slurred.

"What?" asked Lina looking annoyed.

"WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME" he said clearer this time.

"Huh uh SURE! If you REALLY want to" she said blushing she had expected this year to be like everyother, her sitting at home playing a new video game well the others partied.

"YA OF COURSE, I'LL PICK YOU UP 2 DAYS FROM NOW AT 6" said Gourry happily skipping away.

Lina was shocked,"wow I can't believe I'm going to the dance" she sighed as she made her way to the classroom. "Wait that means I need A new dress, maybe I'll get Zel to ask Amelia, then we can go shopping together… she always good at picking out dresses that make my chest look bigger, and outlines my curves……"

WELL WHAT DID YOU THINK? PLZ R&R constuctive critisisme is welcome…. If you gonna flame me do both sides oo for good cooking…..

Oh and if your wondering a lot of the stuff in here is based on how me and my friends act….

Like how in the next chapter where Filia steals….. nevermind.

ANYWAY TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT PLEASE .