Hello everybody, I am BAAAAACK with my (hopefully) funny and very twisted
fic,
***Hyrule High School***
No, I don't own Zelda, but I'm the co-owner of a lovely pink hippo
Yes I realize HHS has been dne to death
We first join our erm. pack.. out side of a 3 story high school building.
Link: I wonder if they have a vending machine in there. I could use some quarters.
Nabooru: Vending machines don't give out quarters you idiot!! They give out snacks, like Fruity Fish Flakes.
Link: Nuh-uh. One time I put a dollar into the machine, and it gave me gack 4 quarters!!!
Nabooru: What color was this machine?
Link: It was the gray one right out side the bank!!!
Nabooru: *looks frustrated * *sighs* Never mind. You're completely hopeless anyway.
Saria: *spots something green and round on the school floor* GREEN M&M!!!!!! *dives for it* Yum!!!
Zelda, Malon, Nabooru, Impa, and Ruto: Eeeeewwww...
Rauru: *pops head out door* you kids should get to class. Oh, has anyone seen my doughnut? *walks away to the teachers lounge, with half a doughnut stuck to his arse*
Link: Dude, who's the beach ball?
Zelda: *checking paper* I think he's the.Gym teacher?!?!?
Impa: that slob cant be..* grabs paper and scans it* Eeeww, that slob is the Gym Teacher!!!
Ruto: I just gotta go to the bathroom, ill be back in a minute!!!! Think of me, Linky poo!! Ill be thinking of you!!!
Link: Ugh...
Zelda: *very mad* I .hate.her.*calms down* Anyway. Oh! Look, Link! You have the same first class as meeeee!! *Grabs Link's arm and rushes him toward Science. *
Malon: *sweatdrop* um. I'm off to English!!!
Ruto: Ooooohhh Linky poo!!! Where are you?? Lemme see that paper!! *tries to snatch paper from Impa, who promptly punches her *
Nabooru: he went to..um.. history class.
Ruto: Thanks!! * Runs off to history class*
Saria: isn't Mido in this school? For some reason, he always seems to get bags of all green M&Ms.*skips off in search of Mido*
Impa: -_-()
*Ganondorf comes walking down the hall, sees Nabooru and Impa figuring out their schedule, and runs to them*
Ganondorf: hey ladies, whatcha doin'?
Impa: call me a lady again and what ill be doin' is pounding your mug into that flagpole!*points out window to schoolyard*
Ganondorf: Your so cute when your angry.
Impa: *grabs Ganondorf's ponytail, drags him outside to said flag pole*
Nabooru: *listening* Ow. I hope shes not going to hard on him..^_^
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Sorry to leave it like that but its 4:00 in the morning and I cant think.
Poll: What did you think of this fic?
A: Its great!!! Make chapter 2 or pay the price!MWUHAHAHAH!!
B Really good!!!
C Ok could be better
D it sucks
No, I don't own Zelda, but I'm the co-owner of a lovely pink hippo
Yes I realize HHS has been dne to death
We first join our erm. pack.. out side of a 3 story high school building.
Link: I wonder if they have a vending machine in there. I could use some quarters.
Nabooru: Vending machines don't give out quarters you idiot!! They give out snacks, like Fruity Fish Flakes.
Link: Nuh-uh. One time I put a dollar into the machine, and it gave me gack 4 quarters!!!
Nabooru: What color was this machine?
Link: It was the gray one right out side the bank!!!
Nabooru: *looks frustrated * *sighs* Never mind. You're completely hopeless anyway.
Saria: *spots something green and round on the school floor* GREEN M&M!!!!!! *dives for it* Yum!!!
Zelda, Malon, Nabooru, Impa, and Ruto: Eeeeewwww...
Rauru: *pops head out door* you kids should get to class. Oh, has anyone seen my doughnut? *walks away to the teachers lounge, with half a doughnut stuck to his arse*
Link: Dude, who's the beach ball?
Zelda: *checking paper* I think he's the.Gym teacher?!?!?
Impa: that slob cant be..* grabs paper and scans it* Eeeww, that slob is the Gym Teacher!!!
Ruto: I just gotta go to the bathroom, ill be back in a minute!!!! Think of me, Linky poo!! Ill be thinking of you!!!
Link: Ugh...
Zelda: *very mad* I .hate.her.*calms down* Anyway. Oh! Look, Link! You have the same first class as meeeee!! *Grabs Link's arm and rushes him toward Science. *
Malon: *sweatdrop* um. I'm off to English!!!
Ruto: Ooooohhh Linky poo!!! Where are you?? Lemme see that paper!! *tries to snatch paper from Impa, who promptly punches her *
Nabooru: he went to..um.. history class.
Ruto: Thanks!! * Runs off to history class*
Saria: isn't Mido in this school? For some reason, he always seems to get bags of all green M&Ms.*skips off in search of Mido*
Impa: -_-()
*Ganondorf comes walking down the hall, sees Nabooru and Impa figuring out their schedule, and runs to them*
Ganondorf: hey ladies, whatcha doin'?
Impa: call me a lady again and what ill be doin' is pounding your mug into that flagpole!*points out window to schoolyard*
Ganondorf: Your so cute when your angry.
Impa: *grabs Ganondorf's ponytail, drags him outside to said flag pole*
Nabooru: *listening* Ow. I hope shes not going to hard on him..^_^
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Sorry to leave it like that but its 4:00 in the morning and I cant think.
Poll: What did you think of this fic?
A: Its great!!! Make chapter 2 or pay the price!MWUHAHAHAH!!
B Really good!!!
C Ok could be better
D it sucks