Chapter 1
Loki paced impatiently around his current living room. Everyone, including his brother Thor, thought he was dead. He took it as an insult that people would think he'd be so easily defeated, let alone by his ungrateful brother. Of course, he had a brilliant plan that would make all of those puny humans know who the real god of this planet was.
"Yeaaaah Farsa! You wanna go for a ride Farsa?" His partner in crime shouted, happily, at the computer screen.
"Felix, stop playing video games and get your sword! We have to make it to SHIELD before daylight!" Loki yelled bitterly.
Felix (Pewdiepie) was only a decoy for his evil schemes, but for some reason he was still alive. He preferred to fight with a sword because it made him feel "fabulous." Honestly, Loki didn't care whether he was dead or alive, but he had to admit, Felix had a special way with the people, that made them instantly like and trust him.
"Geeeeze, calm your tits. I'm coming," yelled Felix. Annoyed, he yanked his sword off of the shelf beside him.
Loki grabbed his staff and they headed out into the night.