I've had such an urge to write Unova fics! This isn't exactly what I had in mind, but I my friend got me all excited about T or D fics, so here is the result! I know I used to have one before, it got taken down, but this one will not be in script so I hope I get to keep it! This might seem boring at first, but please cope with me and I'm sure you'll see the humor start soon.
Oh, and in this universe, I was the one who beat Team Plasma, Ghetsis, and saved the world and beat Alder, not Black or White. I made myself into an OC named Queen.
It was a bright, sunny day in Nimbasa City, Unova. A big, brand new building stood high in the amusement park beside the Ferris wheel. An Unfezant and Hydreigon were holding a huge banner in their mouths, trying to place it correctly on top of the building. The banner read "TRUTH OR DARE STUDIO" and the letters were in white, while the background was black.
"Just a little more to the left…a little more-THERE! Perfect!" A girl said, giving a thumbs-up and a wink as the banner was neatly placed on the roof for everyone to see. She was very tall and her skin was tan. Her curly scarlet hair fell down over her shoulders till the middle of her back. She wore rectangular orange glasses over her cinnamon eyes. She was wearing a black gown, as if she were attending a royal ball. Underneath she had high heels and on her head she wore a small silver tiara. The only thing that didn't seem to belong with her attire was the black leather belt tied securely around her waist. It was a Pokeball belt. "Now come over here for your treats, girls!" She called.
The Unfezant and Hydreigon flew down to their Trainer and were fed with delicious poffins, foreign treats made out of berries for pokemon. Hydreigon smiled with her three heads as each mouth was fed with a different poffin. "We can't wait to start this, Queen." Unfezant said. Queen smiled. "All we have to do is wait for Ivory to get here with our…guests." She chuckled. The Hydreigon licked her lips. "Can I have another one?" Her middle head said. "No, Ultima, I'm all out." Queen replied. "Liar!" Ultima's heads all said. "return!" Queen said as she pulled out a Dusk Ball and popped it open. Ultima was sucked back into her pokeball. "That was mean…" Unfezant muttered. "Oh come on Karin, she talks too much! Now let's see if Ivory is back yet." Queen said as Karin leaned down and let her Trainer climb onto her back. She carried her into the sky. They waved hello to the people riding the Ferris wheel. Suddenly, Queen saw a huge white blur nearing the city. A trail of fire flew behind the blur, and Queen knew who it was.
Queen got off Karin and waited for Ivory in front of her new studio. The big white dragon known as Reshiram landed, making the earth tremble as she roared. "Did you bring our guest?" Queen asked. Ivory nodded and shook herself. A boy fell off from her back. He was tied up in chains and blindfolded, and seems to be trying to say something. Queen snapped her fingers and the chains and blindfold magically disappeared. "What the fuck is going on! I'm going to accuse you for kidnapping me!" The brunet shouted angrily. "Relax, Black. Why don't you come inside my studio for some apology cake?" Queen invited. Although Black had no idea who this lady was, his eyes widened at the word 'cake'. "Cake? Well don't mind if I do!" He shouted as he ran into his impending doom. "Excellent." Queen said deviously as she rubbed her hands together. "Ivory, Karin, we must begin. Let's go." She said, motioning to her pokemon, who followed her into the big studio.
Queen locked the door behind her and turned on the lights. They were in the backstage area. Black scowled at her, crossing his arms. "There's no cake in here!" he said. "Of course there isn't, what do you think this is? A bakery?" Karin said, rolling her eyes. Black jumped back, eyes widening, and screamed like a girl. "Did…did that Unfezant…just…talk?" He asked, pointing at Karin with a shaky finger. "Your mom." Karin replied. "W-what?" Black stumbled. Queen chuckled. "Impressive, huh? I have trained my pokemon to not only battle, but speak as well! Plus, I gave them pills." She said in a as-a-matter-of-fact tone. "What kind of pills?" Black asked, a little more relaxed now. "Action replay pills!" Queen said like it was obvious. Black sweatdropped.
"Jugo, make sure he doesn't go anywhere while I get N here." Queen said as she grabbed her cellphone and began to dial. "Wait, N's coming here? Why him? And who's Jugo?" Black asked stupidly. An Emboar stomped up behind him and grabbed him by the waist, carrying the teen like a purse. His wicked red eyes were fixated on the wall, seeming more interested in it than the wriggling Trainer in his hands. He breathed out a puff of smoke. "Let me go!" Black begged. Jugo just huffed. "I don't care." He replied.
Queen waited as the phone rang five times. Finally, someone picked up. "Um, hello? Hello? How this work?" A male voice asked from the other side. "Oh hello." Queen greeted. "Who is this? Shadow triad? Is this another prank call!" The one on the other line asked. Queen held down a laugh. "Not this isn't a prank call. I just had to inform you that there is a dying pokemon here in the new Truth or Dare Studio and nobody cares. Did I mention it's a cute little dying Woobat? Um, hello…? Hello?" Queen kept asking as the person on the other line had just hung up. She smirked as she dialed another number. "There's no dying pokemon in here!" Black said. Jugo stuffed an apple in his mouth. "Shut up." He said.
Queen smiled as someone picked up the phone. "Oh hello, is this Bianca?" She asked. "Yup! What is it?" Bianca asked from the other line. "Well some woman called Elesa is here and says she wants to do a modeling show with her!" Queen said. "REALLY? Where!" Bianca screamed. "Here in the truth or Dare Studio in Nimbasa! Better come quick!" Queen said. Bianca squealed and hung up. She sigh contently. "Suckers." She chuckled.
"Why's Bianca involved in this? And who the Hell are you?" Black shouted, spitting out the apple. Queen ignored him as she looked at her poketch. "Shika!" She called. A Zorua came running to her and barked. "Get ready to play dead in three…two…one…PLAY DEAD, BOY!" Queen shouted. Right on cue, Zorua transformed into what looked like a bloody Woobat with torn wings. The door burst open and a group of paramedics came rushing in with a small stretcher. They picked up the transformed Zorua and began to examine it. "My lord, this isn't a Woobat." One paramedic said. "I don't care what it is but save it!" N screamed as he ran in throwing a wad of money at the paramedic. The medic's eyes widened at the cash and he grabbed it. "Right away, my lord!" He said as they carried the supposed dying Woobat into an ambulance. N was about to follow, but the doors shut and he couldn't push them open, which wasn't a surprise considering he was weak as paper.
"Why won't these open? Do I need a magic word?" He complained. Queen smirked. "Nope. They won't open unless somebody else comes in or I come out." She said. N turned around and gave her a curious look. "Um…who are you?" He asked. "My name is Queen, and you're mine now!" She laughed evilly. N shuddered. "I'm getting an evil feeling…" He muttered. "Black? Is that you?" N gasped as he saw the Emboar holding Black. Black made a face. "No, it's Mickey Mouse. Of course it's me, dumbass!" He said angrily. N gasped and looked at Queen. "He said a bad word." He said like a little kid. Queen pulled out a white glove from her pocket and smacked Black with it, leaving a big red mark on his cheek. "No swearing at N!" She scolded. "What the Hell?" Black growled, receiving another slap.
The door burst open again, but as soon as a blonde girl came in screaming, they shut, and N had no time to run away. "MAKE ME FAMOUS, ELESA!" She screamed, throwing herself onto the floor in a begging position. Her eyes snapped open and she looked around. "Hey, where's Elesa?" Bianca asked. Queen shrugged. "I ate her and her stupid spamming Emolga." Ivory lied. Bianca looked up at the white dragon, gasped and fell back, starting to cry. "No! My hopes and dreams; down the drain! WHY ARCEUS WHY?" She wept. Queen rolled her eyes and Ivory laughed.
Suddenly N's eyes widened as he stared at Ivory. "Wait…a Reshiram? Then…WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!" He shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Queen. She perked up and eyebrow. "You were the one who came to my castle and beat up my pokemon for no reason! Then you shoved me into the sky before I could get on my Zekrom!" He shouted, forming a tantrum. "Oh, right, now I remember!" Queen chirped. "Then why did you do that?" He asked. Queen shrugged. "Felt like it." She said simply.
There was knock on the door. Queen calmly opened it. White came inside humming as she kept her eyes focused on her Blackberry. "Hey, White." Queen greeted as she closed the door before N ran away. He folded his arms and fumed. "Uh yeah hey Queen, so, I'm here." White said, not looking up from the screen. Queen felt offended. "Aren't you gonna ask why I asked you to come here?" Queen said, perking an eyebrow. "No not really." White said as she pressed a button and sent a text message.
Black's phone began to ring from his pocket. "My little pony~ Sweet loving pony…" The ringtone began to play. Black blushed furiously and wriggled in Jugo's grasp. Queen burst into laughter. "What a ringtone!" She laughed. Her pokemon began to laugh too, even Jugo. N didn't find it funny, but he grinned a bit. White just looked confused. "Oh Arceus, kill me!" Black said, looking up at the ceiling. "Sorry, that'd be lame." A female voice boomed. Arceus came skipping in from the kitchen, licking frosting from her lips. Everyone but Queen and her pokemon stared with wide eyes at it. "YOU HAVE AN ARCEUS?" Bianca shouted. "Yeah, so?" Queen said coolly. "Were you eating my donuts again?" She asked suddenly. Arceus shifted her eyes suspiciously. "No." She answered. Queen sent her a death glare. "Return to your pokeball!" Queen said, holding up a Master Ball and sucking Arceus back into it.
N scowled and crossed his arms. "You can't keep a pokemon locked inside those balls! It deprives them of their freedom!" He protested. Queen rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, hippie talk, hippie talk…Stop annoying me or you'll pay for it." She threatened. Karin perked an eyebrow. "I thought you were gonna go easy on N?" She asked. "I am. His punishment is less than what I'll do to everyone else." Queen stated. "WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO TO US?" Bianca shouted. "Let's go, Ultima!" Queen shouted as she threw a Dusk Ball into the air. From it emerged the three-headed dark dragon. When N saw the Hydreigon he screamed like a little girl and ran off. Ultima sweatdropped and chased him, jut to annoy him. When she bit his hair she yanked him back, but he fainted. She grabbed N and placed him on a comfy couch before going back to Queen. "Good job, Ultima." Queen thanked. White didn't looked fazed at all, but Black looked like he'd pee himself any minute now.
Suddenly Queen snapped her fingers in realization. "Oh I totally forgot! Give your phone, White." Queen said, yanking the Blackberry from White's hands. "But that's MY phone!" She protested. "I don't care." Queen said as she began to write a text message. "Who are you texting?" White asked. "Cheren." Queen replied. "Oh no, not him too!" Black complained. Bianca seemed excited to see him. Queen finished typing and sent the message.
Not two seconds later, a Samurott broke through the door with Megahorn. "I have the stuff! Let them go!" Cheren came in fuming, holding a big suitcase. Once he saw his surroundings he became confused. "Okay, what did you text him?" White asked. Queen gave her the phone.
To: Cheren
From: White
I hav ur stuffed pokedolls hostage bring me de candy u got & bring it 2 de studio in Nimbasa or ur pokedolls die nao
"Your spelling is awesome." White mocked. "Oh shut up." Queen growled. "Would somebody EXPLAIN to me what's going on?" Cheren bellowed. Samurott went over to socialize with Jugo, while Black begged the Samurott to help him but to no avail. Queen snapped her fingers and the door was magically fixed. "Okay Queen, you're scaring me." Cheren said. Bianca glomped him and held on to him as if for dear life, which made him blush. "SHE'S GOING TO TORTURE US! THAT RESHIRAM ATE ELESA!" She cried. Ivory chuckled. Everyone turned to look at Queen with scared looks on their faces.
Queen smiled, but her smile was like that of the devil's. "Welcome to torture."
Sorry this was kind of boring, but all of my first chapters are D: I need dares and questions to make the humor happen!
There you have the basics! Reviewers, send dares and questions to Black, N, Bianca, White, Cheren, and any of mine or their pokemon! I will also be accepting CO-Hosts. And only my pokemon can talk, if you bring a pokemon with you whatever they say can be translated by N. Please review! Please! Please! You can also request to make a character from Black/White to join like any of the E4, Gym Leaders, and Trainers! All except Ghetsis. He is BANNED (except for short appearances involving dares)! And NO Reshiram didn't really eat Elesa. She only ate her spamming Emolga.
Anyway, since script is more comfortable, I MIGHT do a FEW chapters in script. But these chapters will be special and I will only do them if I receive over 10 reviews.
I'll get started on the next chapter if I get at least 2 reviews with dares and questions. REVIEW!
ALL HAIL DA QUEEN!