Summary: Luring Jeff 'Joker' Moreau away from the cockpit wasn't that difficult.

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Bioware. I wish I did, so much.

Authors Note: Just a little short scene that happened between ME1 and 2 in the Co-Pilot series :3.

"Damn it CP! Give me back my hat!"

Grinning at the pilot, I placed the hat on my head. "Make me, Flight Lieutenant." I told him challengingly, laughter in my voice as I skipped away from him. He limped after me, frustration clear on his face as he grudgingly went for his hat.

"You realize that as your superior-"

"You realize that I don't care, right?" I snickered "Commander Sabrina Shepard is practically my sister and she's your superior, take that Jeff Moreau!"

Pressly rolled his eyes at me as I passed him in the CIC "Officer Kogan…" He started warningly, giving me a disapproving glare.

"Oh Pressly, you know it's all in good fun. We're docked anyways." I told the navigator with a laugh "Don't worry; I won't do this for long…"

Letting out a sigh of resignation, Pressly nodded and allowed me to continue on my way.

I stepped just out of reach of Joker the entire walk, making silly faces and the occasional teasing joke. "You know, Moreau… You actually look better without the hat. Ignoring your hard-core hat hair, of course."

"Shut up CP." Jeff grumbled, limping after me "You're a pain in the ass, you know that right?"

"It's why you love me."

"Hah! Maybe in your dreams."

I wiggled my eyebrows "Oh, definitely in my dreams." At my words, Jeff smirked cockily, and I frowned. "Nevermind… I was thinking about my nightmares."

Jeff snorted "Hilarious."

It was only once I backed into the Med-Bay doors did Jeff realize what was going on.

"Oh, Kim." Chakwas smiled at me "Good, you managed to get Jeff here."