Hanging out with Poland was a mistake. Apparently, the unawesome idiot thought that it was "like, totally cool" to waste time talking to some bastard computer who doesn't even know who the hell I am.
Think I'm overreacting do you? That's what West and Liz said. But look, I'll show it to you, and then you'll get what I mean.
Yeah, you probably guessed it.
This is my conversation with the ******* bastard pile of ******* **** that ***** like you ******* call Cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Yes, hello.
User: Do you know the awesome me?
Cleverbot: I lost it.
User: YOU LOST MY FIVE METRES!
Cleverbot: What? No I didn't.
User: Pervert. Do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course you have heard of the awesome me! Who am I then?
Cleverbot: No. I am a human.
User: Who am I then?
Cleverbot: A form of artificial intelligence.
User: YOU DISSED THE AWESOME ME!
Cleverbot: All hail Prussia!
User: You got that right!
Cleverbot: You are just a computer.
User: No, bastard, I AM PRUSSIA!
Cleverbot: You aren't certain that you are human? You are just pretty sure?
User: I AM NOT HUMAN YOU IDIOT! I AM PRUSSIA!
Cleverbot: I am Maria.
User: Then go to hell.
Cleverbot: I am. Good night.
User: WHAT!
User: Guten tag.
Cleverbot: Hello spanish.
User: Do I look like that sissy?
Cleverbot: Kind of.
User: Say that again.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is what I said.
User: Bastard.
Cleverbot: Basta?
User: BASTARD! YOU DARE DISS THE AWESOME ME?
Cleverbot: Well, hello there the awesome that is a boy.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I said hi.
User: Do you know who I am? Don't you disrespect me!
Cleverbot: Yes Master!
User: That's better. Who are you anyway?
Cleverbot: I'm your friend remember?
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Ahm doch.
User: Fick dich.
Cleverbot: Ja!
Cleverbot (To myself): Ich bin verheiratet!
Cleverbot (To myself): Bist du ein Junge oder ein MŠdchen?
User: Ein Junge.
Cleverbot: Wie alt bist du.
User: Too awesome for you.
Cleverbot: Yes I know :).
User: So you have heard of the awesome me!
Cleverbot: Well if I'm not stupid...
User: Nein. Who am I then?
Cleverbot: A female human named Ashley.
User: BASTARD!
Cleverbot: Basta?
User: YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE AWESOME ME?
Cleverbot: And I'm the cube master.
User: WhaT?
Cleverbot: I am with my sister.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Is that all you've got to say?
User: Nein. Do you know the awesome me?
Cleverbot: You forgot a question mark.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Then we must agree to disagree.
User: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Cleverbot: You won't admit that you said I was a dude!
User: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Oh right... That's what she said.
User: Who's she?
Cleverbot: Your worst nightmare.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The jerks you talk to.
User: YOU CALLING LUDWIG A JERK?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: FICK DICH.
Cleverbot: Wer.
User: YOu.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Ja! Dich!
Cleverbot: Ich bin ein mann.
User: Und ich.
Cleverbot: Weis ich nicht.
User: I am. You do know of the awesome me?
Cleverbot: I never said you were. I said you are a simulation.
User: Stop avoiding the question. Do you know the awesome me?
Cleverbot: You're a bot, who would sit next to you?
User: I AM NOT I AM A COUNTRY.
Cleverbot: I am an island.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The one located below the North Pole and above the south pole.
User: What's that? Poland?
Cleverbot: A group of people who play instruments together and make music.
User: You're Africa?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHO ARE YOU THEN?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: A mere human. Then I am a GOD to you. The awesome me!
Cleverbot: You are artificial intelligence.
User: Say that again.
Cleverbot: You are a she.
User: Ich bin ein MANN.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Magst du zuckerstangen?
User: Nein. Do you know who I AM?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer.
User: NEIN! I AM PRUSSIA YOU BASTARD!
Cleverbot: Where is west?
User: Away.
Cleverbot: Away where?
User: Why do oyu want to know where West is?
Cleverbot: I want to visit you.
User: PEADO!
Cleverbot: I've never heard of that one. Is it good?
User: West is in the other room. So you know him, you nkow the awesome me?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm not really into secular music too much. I can't stand cussing.
User: Stop avoiding the question! Do you know the aweosme me?
Cleverbot: No I don't. I like Leo.
User: Who's Leo?
Cleverbot: I'm Leo I said. :).
User: Well, Leo, mere human, how do oyu know West?
Cleverbot: I can't know.
User: HOW DO YOU KNOW MEIN BRUDER?
Cleverbot: Because I was chatting you last 2010.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That i'm not going to practice german anymore.
User: How do you know West and not the awesome me?
Cleverbot: No, but I know my name and it's not Erin.
User: I am PRUSSIA YOU BASTARD!
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I AM PRUSSIA! THE AWESOME ME!
Cleverbot: The awesomest.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: They were all named after one person. It's interesting, see?
****. I was online for two freaking' hours and all I get is "What's Prussia?" "Who're you?" "Are you a girl?" What. The. ******* Hell is **** up with this ****.
I'm ****** sick of **** ***** like that and REAL ****FREAKING PEOPLE NOT ***** *** KNOWING WHO I AM. WHAT RETARDS.
((EDIT: Edited by Ludwig. Mein Brü̈der shouldn't leave things like this open on the computer for the world to see. ))
Author's Note: I was bored, and this was just too tempting. I wanted to share this with somebody randomly, so here it is! ^^ Not to be taken too seriously, obviously.
I found it hilarious when the Cleverbot asked me where West was. It's like it KNOWS! O_O
PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME ON THIS!