This is based on true fictional events
Alright, lets build my new house"Oddball1 proclaimed, it took him a mere five minutes,
"i hope nothing bad happens to this" he shouted, a green thing that walked on 4 legs came up to him. Oddball1 quickly turned around and punched the creeper in the face, "you were trying to blow up my house werent you?"
The creeper replied with "please i meant you know harm."
"bull shit!" oddball shouted, he started battering the creeper with his hands, he eventually stopped, but the creeper was bloody. The creeper started crawling away. But before long he felt a hand on the back of his leg.
"nice ass," oddball said
"no please i meant you no harm."
"bullshit, you were going to blow up m house... Now im going to blow up your prostate, WITH MY DICK!
The creeper started to cry.
"you see this dick? Its going to inside of you"
He then forcibly shoved his giant dick into the creepers ass. After every thrust the creeper yelled out in pain.
Later that night the creeper was in a fetal position shivering in the rain.
Every creeper who visited that house was raped, Oddball1 lived happily ever after...
THE END