Turkey: Fuck Romania!
Hungary: Romania is not that stupid! Even though Romania is a bit stupid but STILL!
Turkey: You Prussia rip off... Also, want to enjoy Hungary soup?
Hungary: Do not embrace the TRES BIEN MOI! Eins Zwei Drei VIE-
Turkey slams Hungary with a guitar. Usually Hungary would smack Turkey with one but it's the opposite.
Hungary: VIER!
Hungary burns Turkey.
Turkey: FUCK YOU RUSSIA RIP OFF!
The End