Summoning the wrong death God.
Disclaimer- If i owned either of these series there would be a lot more death.
chapter 1- Why is it always weird snake people.
Sarutobi stiffened as he saw the feathers falling from the sky and the Genjutsu try to take hold. "what's the meaning of this Rasa," the third Hokage growled out as he swiftly stood and turned to face the fourth Kazekage, dispelling the illusion with a burst of chakra. Meanwhile the civilians in the stands were falling into an easy sleep while enemy ninja leapt into the arena, clashing with leaf shinobi.
"We have had enough old man, we won't be second to you any longer. My country is falling into poverty while you take all of the contracts, under-cutting us at every opportunity. Look at what i've had to do to my own son just to keep up with you." Rasa waved his arm towards the centre of the arena where Gaara stood clutching at his head as the sand whipped chaotically around him, crushing shinobi indiscriminately.
"Ku ku ku." The fourth kazekage's bodyguard removed his disguise revealing Orochimaru, the snake Sannin. "Enough of this pointless posturing, it is time to die sensei," the Sannin hissed out. The third hokage proceeded to jump onto the roof behind him to make space for the coming fight and move away from the civilians and other shinobi that could easily become collateral damage in the coming fight. The Kazekage and Orochimaru followed him, the Kazekage readying a cloud of gold dust and Orochimaru removing the kusinagi from his throat. Meanwhile Sarutobi summoned king Enma in his adamantine staff form.
"It is time i fixed my mistakes, I will finally finish what i should have all those years ago." while Enma grunted his approval sarutobi got into his ready stance and leapt at the Sannin, swinging his staff and aiming to crush his former students skull, the Sannin quickly dodged to the side and tried to strike at the hokages left side with the kusanagi whilst the Kazekage sent spears of gold at his right, using the shunshin to rapidly retreat and firing a katon: Gokakyu, causing a large blast of fire to speed towards his enemies, unfortunately the kazekage pulled up a wall of gold to defend the two invaders. As he dropped the technique Orochimaru rushed forwards towards the Hokage to engage him in kenjutsu, hoping to cut off his ability to use his advanced jutsu repertoire while the Kazekage bombarded him with waves of gold, hoping to crush his opponent. Hiruzen leapt back and shot a stream of mud from his mouth forming a large Doton: Doryuheki. The Hokage slammed his hand into the back of the large mud wall and shouted "Doton: Doryuso" causing large spikes of earth to protude from the wall and making Orochimaru leap onto the wall to evade the attack.
"You're getting weak, old man. Just ten years ago and you would have destroyed the both of us by now."Sneered Orochimaru.
"These old bones still have a few tricks, my most disappointing student." With a burst of chakra he fired the earth spikes at the Kazekage and leapt at the Sannin, swinging his staff at Orochimaru's ribs, it connected with a crack, sending the sannin hurtling towards the ground. "I will stop the both of you from destroying my village no matter the cost." But coughed suddenly a a spear of gold dust peirced his left shoulder from behind. The elder kage looked into the eyes of the Kazekage as they lit with dark satisfaction, but Sarutobi just smirked and summoned two Kagebunshin which sped towards the two invaders and grabbed them so that there was no escape whilst speeding through hand seals.
"NO!" Screamed Orochimaru, recognizing the sequence as he struggled to escape from his sensei's iron grip.
"Yes, its over now. Goodbye Orochimaru. I will die a hero to this village and i'll take you bastards with me." but as he clapped his hands for the final seal the gold spear through his shoulder shot through the rest of the way and crushed his hands. sarutobi let out a scream of pain and anguish.
"Ku ku ku ku ku, you have failed sensei. I will destroy you and your precious village." Both invaders laughed as they prepared to perform the final strike but froze as reality tore between the three combatants, and out stepped... A boy, who looked around seventeen or so, with messy black hair and startling green eyes.
"Hello." The strange boy called out cheerfully as he stepped out of the tear and it closed behind him.
The Kazekage started to chuckle as he looked towards the shocked looking Hokage."This was your plan, summon a boy to fight us. You really are growing senile, old man."
"DON'T. You. Dare. Call me. BOY." All good humor was gone from the boys face, and the temperature seemed to drop 30 degrees."I have survived countless aeons. I have outlived the universe countless times. I am the master of DEATH itself. I am Harry. FUCKING. Potter. Now, who called me here?"
That calm question seemed to rattle sarutobi to his senses. "I did, I was trying to summon the shinigami to devour their souls."
Harry potter seemed to frown for a moment. "That's kind'a harsh... wait a minute pasty." Harry's eyes seemed to snap to orochimaru's searching for something within them. "Haven't i killed you before, I definitely remember killing a weird snake guy with delusions of adequacy and a fetish for immortality and young boys." The three combatants seemed to choke for a moment before Sarutobi laughed and Rasa threw the Sannin a strange look.
"We have never met and you have definitely never killed me." The Sannin spat out angrily.
"Oh, well then, let me fix that." Replied Harry with a smirk, and with a click of his fingers Orochimaru of the Sannin, the greatest traitor to the leaf and all around psycho fell to the floor dead. Both of the Kage stared at the boy, no this was no boy before them, for a moment wordlessly until the Kazekage sent a tidal wave of gold dust at him, trying to kill him quickly. Harry just looked at him and clicked his fingers again turning all of the gold rushing towards him into confetti. "Confetti means you win a prize my shiny friend, and the grand prize is... I'm going to boil your blood. All of it. whilst it's still in your body."
The Kazekage's face went red as he stumbled forwards, then his eyes went red as red steam came out of his ears, nose and mouth and even a small amount started to pour through his tear ducts. Harry suddenly sneezed and the Kazekage exploded in a shower of gore. "Oops, why does that keep happening?"Harry asked himself in confusion before realising he had an audience and slowly walking towards the downed Hokage.
"I know you are going to devour my soul but i have lived my life and i can die happily now, protecting the village i love, like the other three Hokage did before me. When the tree leaves dance, one shall find flames. The fire's shadow will illuminate the village, and once again, tree leaves shall bud anew." Hiruzen looked harry in the eyes as he walked towards him with an unflinching gaze.
"Greeting Death as an old friend, they departed this life as equals." said harry with a wistful smile on his face. "This is all very dramatic and heart warming but i don't devour souls, it's too much like eating death and i am no death eater." Harry said with a chuckle which turned into a cough as he realized sarutobi was just looking at him blankly."ah, guess you had to be there. well anyway i could take you to the afterlife, or i could heal you and we can go kill those fuckers invading your village. Sound like a plan?"
"What?... you're not a very good shinigami are you?" spluttered out hiruzen in confusion.
"Didnt you listen to my badass intro? I'm not the shinigami I'm his master, do you want to go fuck up the people invading your village or not?" And with a wave of his hand hiruzen felt his wounds heal and infact he felt better than he had in years. "I threw in a bonus of making you 10 years younger for getting me away from the shinigami for a while, he's been bitching at me for about 12 fucking years, somthing about indigestion from some fucking fox." harry finished with a mutter and a shake of his head. "Whats up with the Mount Rushmore wannabe over there."
Following his gaze to the Hokage monument Hiruzen explained while standing and walking towards him. "Those are the Kage's of this village past and present the greatest heroes and warriors of this village. I am the the third and current Hokage."
"That's cool, but what are their names? I'm going to make team rock face."harry replied with a quirked head and a goofy grin.
"The first was Hashirama Senju, the second was Tobirama Senju and the fourth was Minato Namikaze. I need to get to the battle now, i must help my people."
A ring suddenly appeared in Harry's hand as Hiruzen was about to walk away, harry turned it in his hand three times and called out "Team rock face, GO!" The third Hokage stopped and stared, absolutely speechless as three spectral figures slowly solidified in front of him. "Come on girls there will be time to swap beauty tips later. your village is under attack and the first person to kill a thousand of the fuckers gets all you can eat treacle tart.