I don't own naruto but im make story about it so I hope you enjoy
Naruto and Jiraiyah meet up
Wow Tsunade is so old and ugly. Said naruto Jiraiyah and naruto laughed but sakura laughed too even though Jiraiyah did not think it was funny . Tsunade wasn't ugly she was just an old mean lady who is calm most of the time. Her guard said is someone there? The smile left Jiraiyah's face. Sakura and naruto crouched down behind the bushes next to the gate leading to her yard. They became very quiet. The guards were freaking out. Guard 1 said what the omg it something in the bush im gonna go. Guard 2 said if you go you on your own tomorrow. Guard 1 said im not scared. Guard 2 said you better not be scared because if you throw up on me it gonna be some problems. They had come to steal her cane. It was worth millions. It was a snake with two heads back to back. It had green eyes like Tsunade contacts. And they had a tine gold tongue sticking out. Look at her hair said naruto I don't think the washes it. Naruto and sakura did but Jiraiyah didn't he thought it smelled like now and later. I don't think she take a shower. said naruto "she smells like a pig". Naruto and sakura laughed this time Jiraiyah laughed along with them.