A/N: This is an idea that came to me while watching planet earth. It's an awesome nature documentary series that I adore
"What is that you're watching, woman?"
"Ah! Don't sneak up on me like that Ulquiorra!"
"I didn't. You were just too absorbed in your program that you didn't notice me."
"Well there's this thing called a Pika and it's like a little, pudgy rabbit and its sooo cute! And it-"
"Appears to be that dog's next meal."
"Wha-?"
"Snap, Squeak!"
"….."
"Told you. That trash should've paid more attention."
"Why? Why do they all have to die?"
"Calm down woman. I'm sure not all the furry trash dies."
"The penguin got eaten by the seal, the baby lions got eaten by hyenas, the baby water buffalo got eaten by lions, and the bats got eaten by the snakes!"
"Oh…."
"All the cute animals die!"
"….."
"What's with the look, Ulqui?"
"Most humans don't consider bats as 'cute'."
"Well I'm not exactly normal am I? I just so happen to find bats… intriguing and alluring."
"Is this what you humans call flirting?"
"Hey, Ulquiorra?"
"Yes, woman?"
"Just shut up and enjoy it."
A/N: The part about the bats was purely coincidental, so I just ran with it. Review for cookies!