Hey guys! It's been a while but I'm back and this time with all-new Bleach parodies! Go on the silly adventures of the Soul Reapers and Arrancars as the stupidest things happen!
Espada Shorts: Nnoitra's dark past
It was a long day (If a place that always is engulfed by night time has days) in Hueco Mundo and Nnoitra had just finished creeping all the Espada out, so he was exhausted. He went to his room and laid down on his bed while he was doing some thinking. He wondered why everyone compared him to a spoon and/or a satellite dish. I'm not that creepy he thought, but then was reminded of his days as a weak Vasto Lorde. Back then in the deserts of Hueco Mundo, long before he lived in Las Noches, Nnoitra was picked on by all the hollows there. I mean c'mon, it's hard not to take advantage of an overgrown spoon. He remembered sitting around all alone because his weirdness left him with no friends. That's when the horrible day came. Nnoitra was taking a stroll in the Menos forest when he was completely surrounded with a bunch of the Gillians. They were hungry, very hungry indeed and they already were carrying around a couple of souls. Nnoitra, being as weak as he was at the time, ran for his life until the unthinkable happens. One of the Menos Grande grabs the strange Arrancar and lifts him up in the air. It then sent him crashing down into one of the souls; carrying it up along with Nnoitra. Then it lifted him back up and moved him closer to its mouth. Nnoitra let out many screams as he saw the huge teeth of the Menos. Just when he thought his life was over, the Menos chomped down on the soul that Nnoitra was used to carry. It just hit him that the Menos Grande never wanted to eat him but to use him as a spoon to devour other souls. He then yelled out, "What the hell? Since when did the stupid Menos have manners? Why me!" This went on for ages and ages until Nnoitra became stronger and was accepted to be the 5th Espada. He sat back up and stared at the darkness with his heart racing as the horrible flashback ended. He then went over to Ulquiorra's room because he was unable to sleep by himself for the rest of the night; fearing a Menos in need of a spoon will show up. THE END :3
What did you guys think? Yeah, I know it's short but I couldn't think of anything else to add. If you guys have any ideas that you would like, please tell me and if I laugh, I just might write about it. Thanks so much and make sure to….*ahem*
Nnoitra: Do I have to?
Me: Yes! DO IT NOW!
Nnoitra: Review before I'm used as a spoon!