WHAT IF TENCHI
WERE PRESIDENT?
"Miss
Ryoko, I need to see you in my office.
Immediately."
"Yes, sir,
right away." Ryoko walked in, wearing a
short black skirt and a white shirt, looking more like a schoolgirl than a
secretary. "What did you need me for,
Mr. President?"
"Well,
Ryoko, I was thinking today, and I've written up these documents-Oops."
President Tenchi's arm slid across the desk, knocking the papers to the floor.
"Oh, let me
get those, Mr. President!" Ryoko
climbed under the desk to grab the papers, and was standing up to hand them to
him, when she felt a hand on her shoulder.
"Why don't
you stay down there, Miss Ryoko?" He
leaned down to kiss her, unbuttoning her shirt as they rolled under the desk.
"WHAT??"
"Yes,
ma'am, that's the rumor. That your
husband has been sleeping with the secretary under his desk in the Oval
Office."
"We'll see
about that!" Ayeka glared murderously
at Sasami, as she was the only person in the room. "Where is he now?"
"He's…" Sasami
looked down at a schedule. "He's in a
meeting with his cabinet right now."
"Thank you,
Miss Sasami." Ayeka stormed down the
many hallways of the Capitol Building.
"Yes, Miss
Washu?"
"Well, Mr.
President, I think that we should just blow up China! It would be simple! See,
I invent an Atom Diffusing Ray Gun and we could blow it off the map!"
"Uh….Miss
Mihoshi?"
"I think
that we should offer them Love and Peace!
Justice! Like 'Compassionate
Policeman'! 'I, Compassionate
Policeman, stand for love, peace and justice!'" Mihoshi yelled.
"That's
nice, Miss Mihoshi. Miss Kiyone?"
"I say we
send Mihoshi to China, and blow it up."
"I second
that!" Said Washu.
"Really? I'd get to go to China! Oh, fun!
I'd see the lions, and the tigers, and the panda bears! Oh my!"
Ryoko
sighed and wondered how they got any work done. She smiled and inched closer to President Tenchi, laying a hand
on his leg, just as…
"WHAT DO
YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Everyone
jumped and the door slammed open and Ayeka yelled, then turned to face her.
"We, uh, were
having a Cabinet Meeting." Tenchi said,
pushing Ryoko's hand away.
"And what
was she doing, may I ask?" Ayeka
asked, glaring at Ryoko.
"Having a
little fun!" Ryoko said innocently.
"How dare
you, you…SLUT! Don't you realize
that that is my husband you are trying to seduce?"
"Oh,
really? He doesn't seem to know it
either."
"W-what do
you mean?" Ayeka stammered.
"Oh, hadn't
you heard? Me and him had a little
'fun' under the desk…"
"NO! It's not true! Is it,
Tenchi?"
"Um, well,
Ayeka, darling…"
"NO!"
"See, he
doesn't want to be your husband anymore!"
"Why, you
bitch!" The air around Ayeka filled
with crackling lightning, and miniature logs appeared around her.
"Oh, you
want to fight, do you? Take this!"
BOOM!
"This just
in…the Capitol Building had been blown up.
China is suspected of this cowardly attack. It appears that there are no survivors. More at five."
Authors Note: Ha! I
feel so special!! Someone was inspired
by my story! http://fanfiction.net/sections/anime/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=285221
to read it!
