Before you read this, realize that this will be the biggest pile of rubbish that you'll ever read. Do NOT take this seriously, it was just written for my enjoyment… R&R if you'd like.
Every Morning
The dark jock stood in the bathroom, smiling to himself. He was clearly the hottest chick magnet on the fact of the goddamned planet. All of the sha-bitches wanted his sha-dick and he was willing to give it to them. He pulled down his pants and looked at what he didn't find big enough. He grumbled as most males would as it was his destiny to make it larger. He pulled a roll of toilet paper out of the bathroom drawer and pulled off a handful. He proceeded to stuff it down his underwear, making sure to get the right parts for specific roundness. The soft texture and warm material was just an addition to his comfort. He was doing this for the right reason, after all.
Finally, after a lot of effort, he was satisfied. The jock smiled a white smile at the mirror and nodded in approval. "Sha-Lightning is ready to start his sha-day!" he exclaimed. He then casually walked out of the washroom with a slight abnormality in his step.
A slim, white strand of toilet paper was hanging out of the backside of his shorts. Lightning sha-didn't notice that stuffing his butt would be so difficult.
That was effed up. XD There is seriously something wrong with me... Anyway, my theory, if you haven't noticed, is that he stuffs his butt. Not my best Drabble, but it was still pretty funny. R&R?