Title: Take A Hint
Author: M. Rose
E-mail: Mrv1snap@aol.com
Distribution: I would be honored, as long as my name and headers
are attached.
Genres: Vignette, Humor
Content: Max's POV, missing scene in "Meow"
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Spoilers: Meow
Summary: What happens after Max has done the dirty deed.
Disclaimer: All characters who appear in this story belong to
their respective creators, including Cameron/Eglee Productions
and 20th Century Studios. No money is being made from the use
of these characters.
Take A Hint
by M. Rose
05.20.2001
~*~*~*~
Oh my God!
I just wanted to ride my Ninja and get some fresh air and I end
up banging some guy I don't even know.
I was supposed to beat this bitch.
Manticore did this to me.
Made me a freak for the world to see.
What's-his-name shifts in the bed and flops his arm across my
stomach trapping me.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
I have to get the hell out of here -- fast.
I try to lift his arm carefully and slip away unnoticed, but he
tightens his grip on me.
My patience is wearing thin.
I try again, but then Sleeping Beauty decides to wake up and
snuggles up against me. "Hey gorgeous."
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
I throw any kind of subtlety out the window and get out of the
bed in a flash. I pick up my clothes flung throughout the room.
"I'm out of here."
When I pick up my jacket, what's-his-name makes an error in
judgment and grabs my arm.
My first instinct is to kick his ass, but I'm willing to let it
roll of me like water and simply jerk my arm away.
"Hands off, buddy."
"Baby, what's wrong?"
I cringe at the word "baby." If he's lookin' a whoop-ass
beating, he's come to the right place.
"Look, I'm not your baby and this never happened. Okay?"
"Come on back to bed, baby."
I'm already down the hallway by the time he drops to the ground
for a good long nap.
Some guys just can't take a hint.
~end~
Author: M. Rose
E-mail: Mrv1snap@aol.com
Distribution: I would be honored, as long as my name and headers
are attached.
Genres: Vignette, Humor
Content: Max's POV, missing scene in "Meow"
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Spoilers: Meow
Summary: What happens after Max has done the dirty deed.
Disclaimer: All characters who appear in this story belong to
their respective creators, including Cameron/Eglee Productions
and 20th Century Studios. No money is being made from the use
of these characters.
Take A Hint
by M. Rose
05.20.2001
~*~*~*~
Oh my God!
I just wanted to ride my Ninja and get some fresh air and I end
up banging some guy I don't even know.
I was supposed to beat this bitch.
Manticore did this to me.
Made me a freak for the world to see.
What's-his-name shifts in the bed and flops his arm across my
stomach trapping me.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
I have to get the hell out of here -- fast.
I try to lift his arm carefully and slip away unnoticed, but he
tightens his grip on me.
My patience is wearing thin.
I try again, but then Sleeping Beauty decides to wake up and
snuggles up against me. "Hey gorgeous."
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
I throw any kind of subtlety out the window and get out of the
bed in a flash. I pick up my clothes flung throughout the room.
"I'm out of here."
When I pick up my jacket, what's-his-name makes an error in
judgment and grabs my arm.
My first instinct is to kick his ass, but I'm willing to let it
roll of me like water and simply jerk my arm away.
"Hands off, buddy."
"Baby, what's wrong?"
I cringe at the word "baby." If he's lookin' a whoop-ass
beating, he's come to the right place.
"Look, I'm not your baby and this never happened. Okay?"
"Come on back to bed, baby."
I'm already down the hallway by the time he drops to the ground
for a good long nap.
Some guys just can't take a hint.
~end~