(Poison Ivy Harley Quinn and Catwomen belong to DC Comics)

Harley vaulted over the ledge of the building landing lightly on her feet. Hey Pammy! Selina! she called I brought my gear lets get safe crackin girls. Ivy rolled her eyes while Selina sneered at the Harlequin. God Harley your such a waste! she hissed we've been waiting for two hours for your crazy ass, I dont even understand why we need you but Pam swears we do. Harley sniffed im sorry Selina but Mistah J needed my...Its always your Mistah J! Selina screamed I dont even know why im surprised he says jump you say how high. Its yes Mistah J, no Mistah J let me lick the dirt from your shoes Mistah J God Harleen your pathetic.

Harley's fist clinched and unclinched around her oversized hammer as she gulped back tears im sorry you feel that way Selina but let me tell you somthing im not the one who needs pity here that honor belongs to you. Selina chuckled yeah right you walking blow up doll. Harley's eyes widened then she smiled your right Selina I do cater to Mistah J maybe I overindulge him a bit but thats because I love him. Our relationship may not be perfect but it works for us and I know when I go home he'll be there and when I go to bed tonight I wont have to sleep alone! Catwomen laughed she actually snorted he dosen't love you Harley your a toy to him, a pet which amuses him and takes care of his needs your nothing to him. Selina turned come on Pam let the little dog go back to her master we dont need her...Whack! Selina lay in a heap on the roof top Harley standing behind her mallet raised, eyes wide. Ivy giggled damn Harl your one crazy bitch. Harley blinked then looked up at Ivy, im sorry Pam I guess I just lost my temper. Ivy shrugged she deserved it for acting stupid. I mean im your best friend and even I wont bash your puddin to your face. Harley looked over at Selina's crumpled body think she'll be ok? she asked Who cares? Ivy replied

AUTHORS NOTE: ITS SHORT I KNOW BUT WOULD NOT GET OUT OF MY HEAD