Mystery Evangelion Theatre
Prologue
Here's the deal.
Dave:
Spike:
Dave:
Spike:
James:
James:
Spike:
Dave:
Spike:
James:
Dave:
Spike:
James:
Spike: The beer dragon, he's always hammered.
Dave: Which means he sucks.
James:
Dave:
Spike:
Dave (as Author):
The Meeting
"Madrox," said Pendragon.
"What Pendragon," said Madrox.
"Come here."
Dave (as Pendragon):
"Ok, what?"
"We found some Griffins heading for Earth."
"And?"
"We need to find out why they're coming."
James:
"So."
"We need you to do it."
"Why?"
Dave (as Pendragon):
"Because I said so!"
"And what will you be doing?"
Spike (as Pendragon):
"Getting ready for them."
Dave (as Pendragon):
"Got it! So, where do I start?"
"Hmm. I wonder. Space! Idiot!"
"Shut up jerk weed!"
Spike:
"Would you go!"
"I'm on it."
Then they both went their separate ways.
Madrox headed for his ship docked in spaceport #9. Pendragon went back to find
Mosenrath and the others and prepare. Madrox got to his ship and noticed a
strange looking Ceratonian. The Ceratonians are a species of traders and
businessmen. They each look like a 7-foot tall werewolf, but they wouldn't harm
anyone. They don't even put weapons on their ships. Anyway, Madrox walked up to
the Ceratonian.
"What's up", said Madrox.
"I'm just looking at your ship here. Bet it would fetch a good price. By
the way my name is Xatik. I'm here looking to buy a ship. Yours caught my
eye", said Xatik.
"It's not for sale."
"You sure? I'll pay you 200,000 credits."
"No, like I said. It's not for sale."
"Oh well. I'll try the next ship."
Xatik left Madrox to see the next few ships. Madrox entered his ship. His ship
is a very aerodynamic, triangular, small, two manned, short-range fighter and
reconnocense ship.
Dave:
Spike:
Dave:
Madrox wasn't out very long before he picked up another ship. His sensors read
that it was an Andorian war ship, class two. The Andorians are a species of
jerks.
Dave:
Dave:
James:
Preparing
While Madrox was out looking for the griffins Pendragon had found Mosenrath and
was ready to prepare for their arrival.
"Did you tell Luke what to do?", said Mosenrath.
"Yes", said Pendragon.
"Ok, good. The others are too far away to get here in time."
"I guess we're on our own then."
They started training as hard as they could. Practicing their magic and
hand-to-hand fighting. On the dragon planet, where they were from, the war with
the griffins got so bad that everyone ran out of magic power so they had to
fight normally until they regenerated. This battle would be fought with just
the three of them.
Mosenrath went out in a field and set up some targets. He used his gravity
magic to crumble the targets into pieces.
Dave:
James:
Pendragon went into a holographic training room and told the computer to run DK
program beta.
Dave:
They both went back to their houses and rested, waiting to here from Madrox. A
couple of hours after they got to their houses their combadges went off.
"Hey, get up." It was Madrox, finally radioing in.
Mosenrath looked at the combadge on his shirt, "Madrox, is that you?"
"No, it's the president of the confederation, yes it's me!"
Pendragon finally joined in, "so what'd ya find?"
"Well I'm about three million miles away from where the griffins were last
spotted. I've been tracking them for the last two hours. They're heading
straight for Earth. It looks like three gemini class warships, they're
huge."
"Darn it. Warships. We'll have to use our satellite defense net.",
said Mosenrath.
"We haven't even tested that yet."
"Never a better time."
The Invasion
Pen, Mos, hello! At the griffin's present speed they'll be there
in two hours!", yelled Madrox.
"What!", Pendragon and Mosenrath screamed.
"Get that defense net up!"
"I'm on it. The system's down. It'll take me at least two hours to get it
up," said Pendragon.
"You'll have to hold'em off," said Mosenrath.
"Ok"
Madrox decloaked and started firing on the griffin ships. Two of them followed
Luke, the other one kept heading for Earth. Madrox was having a hard time
dodging the lasers from the griffin ships. He powered up his main weapon, the
photonic cannon. The photonic cannon is strong enough to blow up a moon like
Earth's.
Madrox radioed back, "I took out two of their ships, but the third one
got away. I had to use the cannon, so my power is way drained."
"You get back as fast as you can", said Mosenrath.
"I can't get the defense net up. We'll just have to wait", said
Pendragon.
Pendragon and Mosenrath went outside and looked at the sky for any sign of the
griffin ship.
Finally they saw it. Madrox was right. A gemini class warship. Mosenrath used
his gravity magic to pull the ship down and tear it apart. Then five of the
griffins got out. They all started fighting. The griffins weren't doing much
damage to the two dragon knights, because they had a barrier around them.
The fighting stopped and the griffins stood waiting.
Mosenrath yelled out, "who are you?"
The biggest griffin stepped forward, "I am Dielit and this is Mien, Timp,
Flare, and Koras. Who are you?"
"I am Mosenrath and this is Pendragon."
"And who was it that took out two of our ships?"
"That was Madrox, my apprentice. Let us take this somewhere else."
"Wherever."
Mosenrath teleported them to Mars.
"Hey. Don't start the fight without me,"said Madrox.
He ran up to Pendragon and Mosenrath.
"Finally. Took you long enough", said Pendragon.
"Just shut up Pen. Let's get this party started."
The Final Battle
They started fighting. Mosenrath and Pendragon each took two griffins leaving
one for Madrox. Mosenrath pinned one to the ground with his gravity magic.
Pendragon caught one in the void, but the other was smart enough to stay out of
the way. Madrox set his griffin on fire, but it didn't have much affect.
Dave:
After they finished fighting, the Dragon Knights teleported back to Earth. They
each went back to their homes and wondered why the Griffins came. Pendragon
thought about it for a minute and stopped caring after that. Mosenrath gave it
some serious thought and figured they wanted revenge for losing on the dragon
planet. Madrox figured the griffins just wanted someone to fight who would be a
challenge. The Dragon Knights never found out the real reason for the battle.
They all rested and went back to their normal routine.
Gendo:
The New Threat
Prologue
A year has passed and much has changed. Madrox is now a full Dragon Knight with his own apprentice, Dramucan. Dramucan uses life magic, his color is dark purple, and his dragon is Sricos. Pendragon is a lot stronger and so is Mosenrath. Not many people know about the Dragon Knights still. Dramucan has been waiting to be voted as a full Dragon Knight for quite a while. They said he needs to prove himself worthy of becoming a full DK.
Telling of the Future
"I have been having these weird dreams lately guys", said Dramucan.
Pendragon, "So?"
Madrox, "What is in these dreams?"
"Well I've been seeing some huge, dark creature destroy the Earth and everything on it. I think they might mean something."
"I doubt it means anything and I really don't care."
"Well his dreams have come true before, you know."
"Yeah, well. Madrox, keep an eye on the scanners and Dramucan help him out. Got it?"
"Yeah."
"Yep."
Pendragon walks off and Madrox and Dramucan walk back to the Dragon Knight headquarters. They come upon a steel wall and walk through it to enter a huge building with darkly colored walls and statues of all the Dragon Knights.
Madrox tells Dramucan to practice his powers, while he adjusts the scanners. Dramucan begins looking into the astral plane for anything unusual. Suddenly he passes out and falls over. Madrox looks over and sighs.
"Hey Dramucan, get up. No sleeping on the job."
Madrox pushes Dramucan around for a minute. He wonders how to wake Dramucan up. Finally Madrox gives up and goes back to adjusting the scanners.
The Calm Before the Storm
Pendragon enters the room Madrox and Dramucan are working in and sees Madrox looking at a screen and Dramucan asleep. Pendragon stands there for a minute until Madrox notices he's there.
"What are you doing here?"
"Just checking on you two. Why is he asleep?"
"I don't know, he just passed out and I couldn't get him up."
Dramucan opens his eyes and slowly gets up. He looks around and sees Madrox and Pendragon talking about him.
"Hey guys. Why are you talking about me?", Dramucan asks sleepily.
"It awakens", Madrox says surprisingly.
Pendragon looks at Dramucan, frowns, and then walks out of the room. Madrox and Dramucan watch him leave and then Madrox asks Dramucan what happened.
"I'm not sure. I was looking through the astral plane for something and then I saw some kind of evil thing traveling through it. After that I must have passed out."
"Yes, you did. Hmmm… Some evil thing was traveling through it? That can't be good.
Madrox leaves the room and Dramucan goes back to searching the astral plane. Madrox finds Pendragon and Mosenrath in the training room talking. He tells them what Dramucan said and they tell Madrox to keep looking into it.
The Coming of Death
Madrox, Pendragon, and Mosenrath are suddenly awoken by Dramucan yelling at them to come into the scanning room. They get up and take off towards the room.
"What is it?"
"What?", asked Mosenrath.
"Quit yelling or I'll stick you to the ground with my sword!"
"We have a problem. The evil that I have been seeing in the astral plane isn't there any more."
"What's wrong with that?"
"I went to check the scanners right after I saw that the evil wasn't there and I found a major power source heading straight for Earth. It will be here in two hours."
"Let's go kill this thing."
"Yeah. Everyone gear up."
Fight for Life
The four Dragon Knights fly take off for space with no ships, since they can all breath in space now.
The Dragon Knights all get an image in their head of the creature killing them and then destroying earth. The creature fires a beam at each of them from its four arms and misses. Pendragon tries to open a portal to the void, but he can't. Mosenrath increases the gravitational pull of Mars, but the creature isn't affected. Madrox concentrates a ball of electricity into his hands and fires it at the creature and nothing happens. Dramucan fires a purple energy ball at the creature and still nothing happens.
"What the!"
"Huh?"
"Hmmm…."
"How the?"
Dramucan gets and image in his head all of a sudden and tells the others that a spherical magic barrier that neutralizes most types of magic surrounds them. They all try to bring down the barrier, but can't seem to do it. Pendragon get very frustrated and pulls out his sword, the Dragon Revenge. The others follow Pendragon's lead. Madrox pulls out the Bloody Angel, a sword. Mosenrath pulls out the Genocide, another sword. And Dramucan changes his staff into a special scythe.
"We need to do more damage."
"We should try that again, but this time watch out for the hands."
"Hmm…"
"Everyone ready. Let's go again!"
They go to try again, but this time the creature fires energy beams at them. Pendragon dodges and cuts one of its arms off. Mosenrath blocks the blast with his sword, but gets thrown back quite a ways. Dramucan's scythe gets knocked out of his hand by a beam. Madrox gets hit fully with the beam and flies back, not moving. They all regroup at Madrox's body and look at him.
Dramucan yells, "Ra tilt!" and fires the ball at the creature.
The ball flies past Pendragon and Mosenrath, who stop and start moving back. The ball hits the creature and seems to do nothing at first. After a second though the creature starts glowing white. The Dragon Knights hear the sound of the creature screaming in their heads. Pendragon, Mosenrath, and Dramucan watch the creature glow brighter and brighter until it explodes and fades away.
Resurrection
They fly back to the Dragon Knight headquarters and lay Madrox's body down in a bed. Pendragon and Mosenrath watch as Dramucan puts his hands over Madrox's head and heart and starts to say a spell. Dramucan's hands begin to glow white. He finishes the spell and his hands stop glowing. Dramucan stares at Madrox for a while when suddenly Madrox opens his eyes and takes a breath.
"What happened?"
"You didn't duck."
"When the creature fired the beam it killed you. I brought you back. Now you need rest."
Pendragon, Mosenrath, and Dramucan leave the room and start talking. Their all glad that Madrox made it back, even though Pendragon acts like he doesn't care.
"What did you hit it with?"
"Yeah, what the heck was that?"
"The Ra Tilt. It's a very powerful spell. I've never gotten it to work before.
Pendragon walks back into the room where Madrox is. Madrox looks at him and Pendragon nods his head.
"That's one loyal apprentice you have there."
"I know. He's done better than I thought he would when I met him."
Pendragon leaves the room and goes to his own and goes to sleep. Madrox falls asleep in the bed. Mosenrath finishes talking to Dramucan and goes to his room to sleep. Dramucan heads towards his room, but first looks in to check on Madrox. Dramucan gets to his room and sits and thinks about what all happened. He wonders how he got the power to cast that spell and still make it back to revive Madrox. Dramucan guesses that his anger gave him more power than he knew he had and goes to sleep.
Spike: Boy, sounds like they cared a whole lot.
GENDO TO SOI:
James:
Shinji: