This collection is intended to cover scenes and scenarios that didn't quite fit with the main portion of Escape Plan Green.
Omake: While amusing, this clip didn't seem to fit the rest of the fic... This is set after our ladies separated from the men in Costa del Sol...
Chapter 12.5 Here's Johnny!
While they waited for their photos to develop, Tifa, Yuffie, and Aerith wandered the lanes of the resort city. Away from the commercial district, the streets narrowed and homes stacked and leaned against each other. Down one crooked pathway, Tifa noticed a door marked with a familiar skull symbol and the name "Johnny".
Gasping, she scrambled down the steps and entered the flat, her bewildered companions close behind her. A young man with spiked, red hair wearing black leather gaped at them from the kitchenette. Before he could say anything, Tifa ran to embrace him crying, "Johnny, you're alive!"
The young man blinked down at the tearful brunette. After a moment, his frown of confusion shifted into wide-eyed realization, "Wait, you mean you didn't know?"
"Know?" Tifa sniffled once and pulled back, tilting her head to the side in confusion.
"Yeah," Johnny tugged at the steel gauge in his right ear. "Some weird people came through the sector and said..." he trailed off, his mouth twisting oddly and his cheeks flushing crimson. "Well, we all cleared out in a hurry. Even crazy old Elda who lived by the sewer grate left the sector before the plate came down."
"Oh..." Tifa deflated, unsure how to feel without her deep guilt for the deaths of all the civilians in Sector seven.
"We lost all our stuff ," Johnny admitted, "but I've done well. I've got a job, a home, and a really hot girlfriend." He waved to the bathroom door.
There was a loud splash and a woman called through the door, "Hello! I'm glad you were worried about my Johnny. I'd love to meet you, but I've got to stay in here for another two hours."
Aerith blinked and gave the young man a strange look. "Why is that?" she asked.
He averted his eyes, "She's got a... skin condition and has to stay in water for several hours a day."
"Oh, your girlfriend is a mermaid," Yuffie reasoned, nodding her head in understanding. Aerith and Tifa raised skeptical eyebrows at her, thus missing the man's worried expression.
"Good luck with that," the ninja continued. "I hear it can be a difficult adjustment, but Auntie Umiko always told the best stories." Yuffie half-sang, half-burbled something through the door. A large splash and cry of shock sounded from the room followed by a similar noise.
Snickering, she clapped the man on his shoulder, "Just remember: shrimp and warm oil rubs." Digging in her pouch, she scribbled a number on a scrap of paper and handed it to the stunned man. "Call my Uncle Satoshi if you need more advice. Come on ladies, I think our pictures should be ready."
Ignoring the man's slack-jawed stare, she took Aerith and Tifa's hands and dragged them out.
Author's note: Many apologies on how long it took to post this. However, as I was editing Chapter 23 I realized one of the jokes wouldn't make sense without the information here