As you know the 2000 election also known as "the election of the idiots" is pretty much stuck in a rut! So while your waiting for old people in the Florida Supreme Court to stop making appeals why don't you study our buddies more carefully as we take a closer look into the men....women in a certain whiny Republicans case.....who have manipulated the media and humiliated the great country of the U.S.A (Uneducated Stupid Americans).
Which One Are We Talking About....?
It seems only a few years ago Big Mr. Daddy Bush was in the White House leading the US into depression. Ah the good old days of inflation and war. But now the White House has been scandalized by the hard work of that ugly guy from Arkansas....you know the one that supports welfare. So of course the natural thing to do is to end this rule of tyranny that helps poor, dirty trash is to elect the next best thing to Big Mr. Daddy Bush...elect little mr whining bush. little mr whining bush will do whatever it takes to do such things as "put food on your family", "make sure no enemies hold our allies hostile" and more importantly "help Nigeria since its a very important continent." And let's not forget little mr whining bush's comment saying "what do they think social security is? some kinda government service?". Despite this Texas had been "greatly improved" since little mr whining bush's reign of terror....oh I mean gubernatorial reign. same thing. so remember hold that GOP (grand old penises) head up high and say "hey look at that a$$...."
Ah yes, the Man Who Invented The Internet
The Man Who Invented The Internet who shall go unnamed (he's a 50 something brown haired male who is Vice President, has a knack for lying and is an Aries...but we wont say any names) has been doing a lot of good under the Clinton administration. For one thing he has worked very hard to help schools through America. Indeed, his hard work has been paid off; math time has been lenthened by 1, yes, 1 minute! But thats not all this heroes done--the Man Who Invented The Internet has also invented a number of other things besides his infamous Internet. These would be DVD players, DNA equipment, several NASA space shuttles, the condom, and THE WHEEL. He has also provided the American People with a free horror movie nearly every time we turn on CNN featuring the Man Who Invented The Internet making out with a certain woman whose name begins with Tip and ends with Per. But we're not saying any names.
That Guy....oh, whats his name, again? Damn I forgot it!
If you are not satisfied with either canidate you can always go with that other guy. Only problem is you don't know his name...this may have something to do with the media concentrating on little mr whining bush and The Man Who Invented The Internet, or maybe its because we're just too damn busy watching re-runs of Seinfield. What's his name again...Ralph something...ah yes, Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren is running for president. Anyway among his many features, Lauren and his running mate often called Squatting Squaw have a very interesting plan to set up windmills all over America and see who thinks its part of a mini golf course!!! Not only that but he plans to launch a nation wide perfume campaign too that will extend over his presidency....thats Ralph Lauren for ya.
So these are your canidates, right? Are you scared yet? So am I! But if you hate all three lying fat guys there is hope! You can always elect Harry Potter for President (who cares if he's British or Irish or whatever). Whose his running mate? Eminem of course (Tip Per will be thrilled)
Which One Are We Talking About....?
It seems only a few years ago Big Mr. Daddy Bush was in the White House leading the US into depression. Ah the good old days of inflation and war. But now the White House has been scandalized by the hard work of that ugly guy from Arkansas....you know the one that supports welfare. So of course the natural thing to do is to end this rule of tyranny that helps poor, dirty trash is to elect the next best thing to Big Mr. Daddy Bush...elect little mr whining bush. little mr whining bush will do whatever it takes to do such things as "put food on your family", "make sure no enemies hold our allies hostile" and more importantly "help Nigeria since its a very important continent." And let's not forget little mr whining bush's comment saying "what do they think social security is? some kinda government service?". Despite this Texas had been "greatly improved" since little mr whining bush's reign of terror....oh I mean gubernatorial reign. same thing. so remember hold that GOP (grand old penises) head up high and say "hey look at that a$$...."
Ah yes, the Man Who Invented The Internet
The Man Who Invented The Internet who shall go unnamed (he's a 50 something brown haired male who is Vice President, has a knack for lying and is an Aries...but we wont say any names) has been doing a lot of good under the Clinton administration. For one thing he has worked very hard to help schools through America. Indeed, his hard work has been paid off; math time has been lenthened by 1, yes, 1 minute! But thats not all this heroes done--the Man Who Invented The Internet has also invented a number of other things besides his infamous Internet. These would be DVD players, DNA equipment, several NASA space shuttles, the condom, and THE WHEEL. He has also provided the American People with a free horror movie nearly every time we turn on CNN featuring the Man Who Invented The Internet making out with a certain woman whose name begins with Tip and ends with Per. But we're not saying any names.
That Guy....oh, whats his name, again? Damn I forgot it!
If you are not satisfied with either canidate you can always go with that other guy. Only problem is you don't know his name...this may have something to do with the media concentrating on little mr whining bush and The Man Who Invented The Internet, or maybe its because we're just too damn busy watching re-runs of Seinfield. What's his name again...Ralph something...ah yes, Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren is running for president. Anyway among his many features, Lauren and his running mate often called Squatting Squaw have a very interesting plan to set up windmills all over America and see who thinks its part of a mini golf course!!! Not only that but he plans to launch a nation wide perfume campaign too that will extend over his presidency....thats Ralph Lauren for ya.
So these are your canidates, right? Are you scared yet? So am I! But if you hate all three lying fat guys there is hope! You can always elect Harry Potter for President (who cares if he's British or Irish or whatever). Whose his running mate? Eminem of course (Tip Per will be thrilled)