Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama.

Claimer: I own Gintoki... kiddin'

A/N: English isn't my first language so pardon the grammar errors and misspellings. Oh and this is also my first fanfic here :.

Otae was walking the Kabuki District streets on her way home after her work on Snack Smile. She was damn tired of all those weird and annoying customers pestering her all day, and she just got rid the gorilla stalker. Sigh. (A naked man in a trash can is seen from the background). Then she remembered that she was supposed to meet her friend, Kyubei, on the bridge so she headed there instead. "Isn't there any other job besides being a hostess? Damn that gorilla author. Doesn't he know that I could also do more things than entertaining madao's and perverts? He could at least make me a bit more badass like an assassin or a samurai. Like my whining would help. I better hurry." She told herself.

At the same time, a purple-haired ninja was thrown out from the second floor of Otose's bar. She felt pleasure from it even though she landed on her face and her glasses half broke. Even though she's a hardcore masochist, it still kind of hurt when her beloved samurai treats her indifferently. She knows that he will never return her feelings but she still keeps on pursuing and wishing that someday, somehow Gin-san would atleast show her some care or love. Expressionless, she picked up her glasses and started walking home.

Coincidentally, a blond woman with a scar on her face was walking around looking for the things Hinowa asked her to buy. She attracted many men as she walked around, some mistaking her for a hostess and started inviting her to drink with them. She doesn't care though. Even though she was here on an errand, she secretly wanted to meet him.

Walk. Walk. Walk.

As though fate has intended, Otae, Kyubei, Sa-chan, and Tsu-ki found themselves staring at each other above the river, in the middle of the bridge.

"Oh my, what a coincidence meeting you both here, especially you Tsukuyo-san. Its uncommon to see you here on the surface." Otae greeted.

"Same here. I was just asked to buy a few things for Hinowa." Tsu-ki replied.

"Well ,just so you know, I was just on my way home after Gin-san did this and that and I was so happy and then he was so you know then after that Gin-san suddenly - blablablablablablabla," said you-know-who. (If you still don't know, Sa-chan said it)

"Really? Good for you. Is Gintoki doing well?" Tsukuyo replied as plain as possible.

Sa-chan replied but the author couldn't understand what she's saying 'cause she was speaking so fast and screaming at every word. The only thing she could understand was: "Gin-san…Gin-san…..Gin-san…Gin-san…. gin-san!Gin-san!.. Gin-san..Gin-san…..Gin-san-(repeat until fade)"

"Please stop it Sarutobi-san." Otae replied with a hint of annoyance in her voice. "Anyway since we've all met here, why don't we go to my house and have some tea? I'll cook something special for us."

"What a good idea, Tae-chan" Kyubei agreed. Excited that she would get a taste of her heavenly(or should I say hellish) cooking again.

The purple-haired ninja replied. "No thanks. I have no interest in your dark matter. (A vein popped in Otae's head). I'm going back to Gin-san and do more of this and that. I'm sorry Tsu-ki but Gin-san doesn't have interest in doing SM with you 'cause you can't beat the M Queen, and that is I." She felt triumph over what she said.

"What are you talking about?!" The other ninja raised her voice. "Sorry Otae but I really need to go."

"No, it's okay. I guess it's only gonna be the two of us, Kyu-chan." Otae replied, ignoring the ninja stalker's insult earlier.

Suddenly, a naked gorilla came flying out of nowhere. "Otae-saaaaaaaaaaaaan!". Otae punched the gorilla in the face in reply. He flew back but he accidentally landed on Tsu-ki's breasts. Her face turned pale and she threw him again. The gorilla screamed in pain as he flew towards Kyubei's breasts. She looks startled at first and in a matter of seconds she instinctively threw him again and while flying, the gorilla stalker accidentally groped Sa-chan's butt in attempt to stop himself from being a volleyball.

"Only Gin-san could do that to meeeee!" She shouted in turn, throwing a kunai in his forehead.

And the cycle was repeated. The gorilla almost lost all his hp when suddenly-

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiii- bang!

After throwing the stalker out, Gintoki turned the tv on for his favorite show: Ketsuno Ana's afternoon forecast.

"Good Afternoon everyone. I would like to inform you that there is a comet coming straight towards Kabuki District. Everyone please find a shelter and don't get near the comet. There may be alien substances in it that may be harmful to us humans. Please be careful, this is Ketsuno Ana reporting."

"Hmm." The samurai replied at the same time throwing his booger which landed on Kagura's egg-over-rice which she didn't notice and instantly devoured the whole bowl. Yes, including the bowl.

A big cloud of smoke surrounded the four heroines. Apparently, while they were playing volleyball (using a naked gorilla as a ball), something big and hard and round and something really familiar hit them. Maybe Kami-sama had taken pity with the unending abuse Kondo(I'm tired of typing gorilla) is suffering. Or maybe Kami-sama is a super feminist and he wanted to end the sexual harassment the women are experiencing(or he was just jealous). Either way, this doesn't remove the fact that they were covered in something unidentified but familiar slimy liquid.

"What was that all about?" Otae said as she waved her hand to clear the smoke around her.

"I guess something from the sky hit us." Tsukuyo and Kyubei recovered themselves after collapsing.

"Even though I'm a masochist, that hurt like hell."

The giant smoke disappeared and they were able to see each other more clearly. They looked at each other like they've seen they're dead mothers.

"WHAT THE HEEEEEEEELLLL?!" they chorused.

So how was that? Should I continue? Please feel free to comment. A simple smiley would be very much appreciated.

Then, till next time!