The Valentine of Haruhi Suzumiya • 涼宮ハルヒのバレンタイン

Disclaimer: Haruhi Suzumiya doesn't belong to me and is owned by Nagaru Tanigawa, Noizi Ito, Kadokawa Shoten, Little, Brown & Company, Yen Press, Kadokawa Pictures USA, Bandai Entertainment, The Sneaker, Shōnen Ace, Makoto Mizuno, Gaku Tsugano, Tatsuya Ishihara, Kyoto Animation, Madman Entertainment, Beez Entertainment, Chiba TV, SUN-TV, Tokyo MX, TV Aichi, TV Hokkaido, TV Kanagawa, Teletama, Puyo, and Tokyo MX.

/Does anyone even read the damn disclaimers?! -_-

By: TakaTrash

A/N: So, yesterday, after a couple of YouTube videos later I ended up on a Haruhi video and my weeb mind flashed before me. Haruhiism, Endless Eight, Kyon-kun Denwa, all those lame jokes crept up in my head and nostalgia hit me. I started my morning re-watching a few episodes and reading some HaruKyon fanfics and well, here I am now. Enjoy!

I.

"Kyon."

I heard my name escape from the lips of the girl in front of me. I could tell she was beautiful but I couldn't really see her face clearly. Her cheeks were a bright red and she was gripping on my tie. Suddenly, the girl moved closer to me, and lightly pressed her lips on mine.

Ring! Ring!

Damn you alarm clock. Way to ruin my teenage fantasies. Well, at least you saved me from getting bothered and woken up by my sister and shamisen. Now, that's not how I'd like to spend my morning.

I got ready in a few minutes and found myself trudging up that stupid hill I've always been walking up to. I let out a small yawn and rubbed my eye as I saw an obnoxious grey-haired boy run up to me with a huge smirk on his face. He slung his school bag across his shoulder with his left hand and held a bunch of boxes with his right hand. The boy met my path and was now walking side by side with me.

"Yo."

I looked over to him and gave a small wave. He smiled and waved back to me. I gave a little peek at his right hand giving the boy my notice of the boxes he was holding. A little bit of silence took over and I decided to break our silence by asking him a question about those items in his hand.

"Taniguchi. What's in those boxes?"

The boy simply wailed around and gave a stupid grin. He opened his big mouth and a bunch of words came out.

"Oh~ My dear Kyon! You really have no clue what today is?"

I was expecting him to spit out more nonsense but I guess this is his way of giving me time to process what is today. What? It's just a normal, regular Thursday. Yippee. Taniguchi get on with your gimmick! Now tell me, what is in those boxes?

"Silly Kyon", he continued, ridiculing me, "Today is the one day the girls confess to us guys about their love for us!"

Oh. Right. Valentine's Day. Then again, the boxes? Don't tell me those boxes are filled with gifts, chocolates and all that crap? For girls? Sorry Taniguchi but aren't you a month ahead of White Day?

"Well you see Kyon, I assume most of the girls will come running to me with tons of chocolate and confessions. I might as well pay them back now right? Or if I'm lucky, I can win a few hearts of other girls, Kyon!"

In other words, you're gonna bribe every girl you see just so they'll give you a chance. Uh-huh. Good luck with that, Taniguchi. You'll need it.

He waved a box in front of me. What now Taniguchi? Are you trying to offer me one? I think I'll pass. I'd rather take one from Koizumi than yo- on second thought, no. Screw you both, dammit!

"Kyon, idiot. I'm not offering you a box but letting you have it!" Yep. I totally understand your logic Taniguchi! "What I mean is, you can give this box to none other than your girlfriend, Suzumiya! She'd totally appreciate it, from you of course! Who knows, maybe you two will start making out an-"

I couldn't help but to blush a little at that comment but I slowly regained my self-consciousness and mentally slapped my pink-tinted cheeks. Go away!I pushed the box away from me not giving in to Taniguchi's fun.

"Haruhi isn't my girlfriend. She's just a friend, that's all."

After I made that remark, Taniguchi let out a few chuckles but when he was done laughing we soon started walking to school in complete silence. We barely made it on time so we both started to rush. The two of us put our stuff away in our shoe lockers and ran into the classroom as fast as we could.

I made my way into my seat, slipping my bag onto the side of my desk and I turned around to have a few moments of chatter with the girl behind me. I probably had five minutes to spare.

"Hey."

Before I could make the first word of conversing and even open my mouth, she let out the soft, 'Hey'. My jaw opened and started to drop slowly. In front of me was a very attractive girl with a sweet smile. Haruhi didn't have her signature morning scowl on today, I guess. She also had her hair in a high ponytail that made my heart nearly melt or should I put in a more extreme way- explode. I felt like an idiot just staring at her with my mouth open, to be honest, I was expecting her to start poking fun at me by now! Instead she bit her lip (Dammit Haruhi! Are you trying to kill me today?!) and tilted her head to the side then spoke in such a sweet tone.

"Kyon? Hey, are you all right?"

No, Haruhi, I am absolutely not all right! Can you blame me? To be quite honest with you, I'm used to the Haruhi that bosses me around and drags me every single day, scowls every freakin' morning and has the mood swings of a child! B-but now.. Stop blushing Kyon.. I'm seeing a Haruhi that is so sweet and so cute and-

"Good morning, class."

Damn you Okabe-sensei. Way to ruin my second teenage fantasy. Argh. I scrambled around and shifted myself forward. I hastily grabbed my notebook and started to search for a pencil in my bag. Before I knew it, a pencil was motioned in front of my face.

"The lecture is almost starting. You can borrow my extra pencil."

I took the pencil and said a quick thanks to the girl behind me. Okabe-sensei was ranting on about some stupid subject as he started to jot things down on the board. I was too dumfounded to take notes right now. My mind wandered into a billion thoughts. Let's start with the most surprising, shall we?

Why is Suzumiya Haruhi actually being so nice to me today?