So there I was, smokin some kush with my niggah, when suddenly some punk ass mo fuckas start poppin caps outside. Me and my niggah thought it was the po-po so we fuckin booked it with the weed and our 9mms. When we got outside, though some ugly-ass niggahs were standin around some dead po po, so I was like "Shit niggas, thanks for helpin", when those punk ass mo fuckers start shootin lighntning and bees and acid, and shit like that at us. They fuckin whacked my homie, so I mowed down every single one of those niggas. I got my ass down the road to get more weed, when I saw some blue mo fuckah standin around, and let me tell you, he was a REAL niggah. That mofucka started chasin me, so I fuckin got my ass into the nearest building. I broke into some fuckas house, thinkin he wasn't home, but I saw some scientist guy. I asked him, "Man, where these fuckin punks comin from, nigga?", and he's like "Shit man, those ugly ass fuckas came from space! Listen, you look like a real fuckin nigger, so Imma let you at my science gun in the closet, and I was like "Thanks bro". I fuckin went outside with that dudes science gun, and fuckin popped that blue nigga so hard, he fuckin exploded! I got my ass down the road, still tryin to find some weed, when suddenly some ballsack on legs comes runnin at me, and I'm all like "Oh, HELL no," so I fuckin popped that thing with the science gun. But that fucker was clever, and it knew a niggers one weakness: that bitches kids start coming at me demanding welfare or some shit, so I fuckin stole a car and got my ass outta there. I got my ass on top of some huge ass building when some white-ass mothafuckah comes at me. That niggah started makin more aliens, so I was all "Shit, that there's the alien king!". I found a fuckin rocket launcher on the ground and was all "Hell yeah, nigga". I fuckin blew that spick ass motha fucka back to the moon, and the president showered me with weed, hookers, champagne, and a shitton of lambos. And that, my nigga, is how I saved the fuckin world from those alien niggas.