A Typical Day in Halloween Town
By: NefertariNami
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters- the awesome Tim Burton does
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Chapter 1: Our story begins
"Lock! Shock! Barrel! Get in here right now!" Oogie Boogie started crying as he stared at a pink frilly thong and bra that was wrapped in power puff girls wrapping paper.
"Yes, mister Oogie?" Barrel said, pulling his newly acquired hat over his eyes.
"Did you get our present?" Lock sighed dreamily, licking his lollipop that he got at a random candy store. "It's so romantic!" He sighed again, a drunk look passing across his face.
"Oh, Lock darling!" Shock batted her eyes. "You shouldn't have!" She purred as she stroked her horns that were on top of her head. She kissed Lock on the check causing her to giggle and Lock to sigh again.
"Magical unicorns, rainbow pixies! I can see them in a distant land." Lock twirled his broomstick and straightened his red clothing before moving near the bookcase. "So many to choose from, so little time!"
"Are you implying something with this?!" Oogie nearly burst out in tears again. "You know how I hate women!" His lip quivered.
"Give it to me, I'll make some use of it!" Barrel said as he gingerly grabbed the thong and bra in his hands. "Hey Shock! "
"Yes Barrel?" Shock turned around and nearly died as she saw what Barrel was holding up. "You shouldn't have!" She cried out as she clung around his neck.
Oogie turned around and saw Lock looking through his bookcase.
"Lock?" Oogie said desperately, trying not to run away from the thought of women.
"Once upon a time, in a land far, far, away… Don't you love these stories?" Lock replied, not listening to the desperate Oogie.
"Yes, snot face, what do you want?!" Jack Skellington said with a bored look on his face. "I've got more important things to do than listening to sniveling crybabies, like attending the meeting of the holidays where I will successfully take all the holidays and merge them into one. What could be more important than that?"
"Sir- we're running out of pumpkins." Sally replied coldly.
"Like I care? Where are they?" Jack said, looking at his bony fingers.
"Smashed against your house." Sally replied with a black glint in her eye.
"WHAT?! Grovel at my feet mortal!" Jack screamed at Sally.
Sally turned her back and walked out while flipping the birdie at Jack.
"Hmph." He replied. "ZERO!! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Jack's dog, Zero slinked in the room, eyeing everything suspiciously.
"Fetch" Jack threw a stick out the room. Zero just laid down and yawned, scratching his head with his hind leg.
"Stupid dog…"
To be continued! Please, review!!