HELLO EVERYONE! I DECIDED THAT I WANTED A LOT OF FUN ONE SHOTS SO I DECIDED TO DO A BUNCH OF ONE SHOTS ABOUT MAX COOKING! R&R!
I look into the almost empty pantry. There are some disadvantages to living on top of a mountain in Colorado. Eggs, cans of fruit, fruit loops, oh! Pancake mix! Before I read the box I turn on the oven. Pancakes cook in ovens, right? Whatever. I take out the eggs and milk. I smash the egg in my hand, shell and all. I guess the flock can have their pancakes a little crunchy. "Max?" I hear a groggy voice. I hide under the kitchen counter with the bowl, hoping that Nudge the blabber-mouth doesn't find me. "Huh, I guess she's not here." I here the shuffling of feet go down the hallway. THANK GOD! I always get ratted out when I cook. I look at the back of the box. You need baking oil? Is car oil the same thing? I'll try it. I go and get some oil. I never knew that pancakes have something as disgusting as this in them. i pour in a lot, not knowing when to stop. I mix it all up and get out a pan. I put one pan to the side, just incase I burn the first one. I grab some batter with a spoon and pour it onto a pan, and stick it in the oven.
BING! Finally! these pancakes are done! I pull them out, in the process of burning my hands. They look a little black, but so what? "Uh... Max? What did you do?!" Crap.
"Fang! I swear, there are perfectly good! trust me!"
It looked like he didn't believe me.
He looks like he's about to say something, when his face turns pale. What? He points behind me and I look. Ari. HOW MANY TIMES IS HE GOING TO DIE AND COME BACK TO LIFE?! "Oh, you made pancakes for my arrival? How sweet." He grinned, his oversized teeth barely fitting in his mouth. "Take them all," Fang stated. WHAT?! I DID ALL OF THIS WORK AND NOW FANG IS GIVING ARI WHO IS ABOUT TO KILL US SOME PANCAKES?! Ari grabs one, and stuffs it in his mouth. I hope he likes them. He face lights up in surprise, then turns green. He falls to the floor. "Told you your cooking was deadly." I take the frying pan and smack fang for saying that. He deserved it.
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