Ranma was bored. Insanely bored. Hell, he hadn't been so bored in his life!

He was currently in bed, where he had spent the best part of his morning. Not really sleeping or resting, and certainly not doing anything fun. Just... Lying there.
Still, it beat having to put up with his crazy family's antics. Though "crazy" wasn't the best word to use these days, everyone had mellowed down so much! Nothing ever happened around here anymore...

Well, it was time to stop angsting and actually get something done, so Ranma got up, got changed and wondered downstairs to greet everybody.

Once he got down, he noticed that breakfast was more or less ready, with regards to Kasumi.

He didn't really feel hungry though, so he took the time to move over to Genma instead, the best person to go to when he wanted to complain about anything. Especially boredom.

Following up on this decision, he walked up to his 'beloved' father, who was currently drinking from an oversized goblet, gave a short little stretch, and then exclaimed, "Gee, it sure is BORING around here!"

Genma set down his goblet after a few more sips, and then turned towards his son to begin having a heart filled heart to heart talk with the future heir of his world renowned Anything-Goes martial arts fighting style, "Mah boi! This peace is what all true sexually confusing martial artists strive for!" he replied, with his index finger now pointed upwards awkwardly.

Ranma gave an exaggerated shrug of dismissal, "I just wander what Kuno's up to!"

After saying this, the doors suddenly burst open, and a young lady riding atop a magical carpet flew into the building. As the carpet descended, they could see clearly who had just suddenly barged into their dining room, and that person was Nabiki, now fully clad in a sort of magician's clothing, even though she has no talents or abilities that deal with magic whatsoever. Unless making people go bankrupt counts as magic.
After she regained her balance from the sudden stop of the carpet, she gave a little bow and then addressed Ranma's father, "Your Genmasty... Kuno and his minions have taken over the island of Furinkan!"

Instead of questioning why the girl just burst in on his eating time by going all arabian nights on him, the middle-aged man scratched his chin in thought, "Hmm... How can we help?"

The girl shook her head before bringing out a large orange sheet of paper that was adorned in childish squiggles and a picture of a random fish, "It is written, only Ranma can defeat Kuno."

Being dumb, Ranma automatically accepted this as fact, "GREAT! I'll grab my stuff!"

"There is no time, your fanservice is enough." Interjected Nabiki, while making strange bowing gestures.

Ranma scratched his head in confusion, "But... For which gender?"

"BOTH OF THEM." Replied Nabiki, sternly.

Losing interest in the conversation, Ranma turned to his loving fiancée, Akane, and gave her a friendly nudge on the shoulder, "How about a kiss? For luck!"

Akane, being the friendly sport that she is, turned to the love of her life, and then gave him her most friendly reply yet, "FU*bleep*K OFF, YA PERV!"
Instead of cowering in fear and losing the ability to control his bowels, he just covered his face with one of his hands to stifle his laughter, because that was hilarious apparently.

After about three seconds more of preparing, both Ranma and Nabiki buggered off on the magical carpet once more. Nabiki, being the playful girl that she is, could not help but yell out a whimsical ancient saying into the air to raise some spirits for the foreboding adventure that awaited them, "Squadala! Pay up!"

"Wha-?"

"500 rupees per ride, pay up or gtfo!"

After grumbling quite loudly, Ranma got out his trusty magic pouch of currency and shit, and then gave the greedy, tight-fisted girl a handful of his not very precious but still precious enough gems.

After flying around for a while, our hero soon spotted something in the distance, and decided to call it to Nabiki's attention, "Wow, what're all those heads?"

"These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each!" replied Nabiki, with all the knowledge and wisdom of a particularly bad ad libber.

"Well I guess I'd better get going!" replied Ranma, both feeling excited and dreading the large daunting task that lay ahead of him.

Before he could jump off the carpet and try to aim for a face, he was stopped by Nabiki, who decided to smother him with a massive map instead, "Here is the map! Where do you wish to go? By the way, you owe me money by using this."

And with that, now completely poor and filled with debt no thanks to the 'aid' of the blatantly cheap Nabiki, our hero Ranma set out to save his home from the evils of the nefarious Kuno.

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Lol, it happened again. I am such a rascal!

Oh well, with Skyward Sword out next month, I guess it is kinda warranted. By the way, you guys looking forward to it as much as I am? I sure hope so! =P

Anyways, about the fic. This isn't over, though it probably won't be as large a project as my other pile of shite, Hotel Pikachu, though ya never know.
Certainly will be adding stuff to this though, so it's far from over. =P

Also, my girlfriend will probably kill me for making this fic, so enjoy it while you still can!