So, I was walking down a street. THEN A DOG CAME UP TO ME.

I was all like, OMFG COOL ITS A DOG! but when I tried to pet it, a wall smacked me.

And so I called a fish.

The fish was all like, What does this have to do with me? So I hung up.

I was so mad at the fish that I started to swim to its house. But I couldnt hold my breath that long and I died.

So there I was, dead, when this raven was all like, RAVENCLAW? and this lion was all like, GRYIFENDOR? and this pan was all like, HUFFLEPUFF? and this snake was all like, SLYTHERIN?

I was so scared, so I killed them all.

And then, this hat screamed Ravenclaw.

I was all like, WTH HAT? and it was all like "TRUST THE WISE HAT" and so a unicorn took me to a rainbow that lead to a school made of brooms.

I was so mad at the hat, I set the school of brooms on fire. Then I named the unicorn Albert.

So me and Albert were flying around, you know, like normal people/unicorns do. AND THEN, the tartis showed up.

I was all like, LETS GO ALBERT, and I put on a bowtie. BUT WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR OF THE TARTIS, the doctor was... BENIDICT CUMBERBATCH.

This made me so happy I kissed him.

THEN I GOT A CALL.

DAHDAHDAAAAAAH

It was my friend. SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH IANTO'S GHOST. I was all like, OH NOZ! So me and the doctor went to help her.

But Ianto was dead. The best we could do was help him live.

SO WE BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE.

And then, Jack came up and was all like, OH MY GOD, IANTO! and then kissed Ianto. But my friend pushed Jack away so she could make out with Ianto.

AND THEN, ME AND THE DOCTOR WENT TO HAVE MORE ADVENTURES.

DAHDAHDAAAAAAAAH!