Trigger Warning: Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Memes
"Whoa chill nigga"
"Nigga what?"
"Nigga the fuck you playin?"
"Stop fuckin cut and throw the fuvk down nigga"
"OH SHIT SHIT IS GRTTING REAL NIGGA" butters yelled as he called in all space niggas. There hasn't been a meeting of minds in the ricefeilds eversince 9/11. Shit is about to get autistic.
""You know what franku...fuck Corry in the house. That show is gay,"
"...nigga what the fuck did you say about Correy in the house you fucking socialist?"
"IT FUCKING SUCKS FGGT,"
A tear rolled down, and his life flashed before his eyes. It was as if all of his memories were a one overwhelmingly long thread of film being torn out of his insides and put on display for everyone to see. As if this this moment, was his very last. Memories, ricefeilds, memes, chef, and flashbacks to childhood membories.
But nah fuck the memes because it's about the memories you fucking pussies. Kill yourself.
It was like 20,000 chromosomes ago back in the old days when he was in the ricefeilds...trying to get his brothers body back. Despite all the pain and opposition he faced, he had one more trick up his sleeve..
"...oh yeah?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah?"
"Helll yeah nigga"
"oh is it?!"
"Fucking fuck yeah bitch!"
"OH FOR FUCKING REAL YOU FUCKING CIS GENDERED BI RACIAL INBRED RIGHT WINGED NIGGER FAGGOT GAY RETARD OTOKKU FUCKING BITCH?"
"OF COURSE YOU FUCKING MEME, KILL YOURSELF"
"WELL 2003 FULL METAL ALCHEMIST IS BETTER THAN BROTHERHOOD YOU DAMN VIRGIN!"
(insert supa hot fire meme here)
Silence in the crowd. People shit themselves in the bleachers. Mothers threw their babies into the river and jumped in head first after cats started fucking dogs, sakuarri releases a new smash brothers game with John Cena and Stone Cold Steve Autism as dlc. I have suicidal depression and want to die. My girl left me for a man named estabon and wears the same polo tee shirt every morning. I want to kill myself. Lmao
He didn't even have a comeback, he was at a loss of words. The estranged man looked around and dissarry to see everyone turning against him. Friends, family, even the love of his life turned his head away from him in distaste. As a loom of hopelessness reigned in him, there was also a roaring fire of fear coensiding within him. Built up rage over the years from cyber bullying, failed love, OP magic decks, clash royal losing connection while you're trying to three crown someone and then coming back only to get three crowned yourself, bayonettas pure autism in smash 4 and h3h3 getting sued.
He was not going to sit around while he watches his life crumble apart. Even if it meant going to the limit of what he can do...
Writers block, kill me. The end.