Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious

Beck was watching Supernanny when Jade walked in and turned it off.

"Hey," Beck said, "Why did you do that?"

"Because it's offensive," Jade said

"What? HOW IS SUPERNANNY OFFENSIVE"

"Figure it out," Jade said.

She then walked away. Beck was confused but he turned the TV show back on. She walked right in and turned it off again.

"Okay what the-"

"I just told you it's offensive," Jade said, "What part of that did you NOT understand?"

"What I don't understand is WHY it's offensive," Beck said.

Jade shrugged

"Whatever," she said, "Don't turn it back on."

As soon as she walked out of the room he turned it back on.

"BECK," she yelled, "Did you NOT here what I said."

With that she took a pair of scissors and threw it at the TV destroying it.

"Okay," Beck said calmly, "Time out"

"EXACTLY," Jade said

"Exactly what," Beck replied, "I'm confused."

"Ever since you've been watching that damn TV show you've been treating me like I'm one of those kids."

"Well that's because you act like a brat," Beck said, "A brat I love but a brat none the less"

"Beck I am not 5 years old," Jade said, "and I resent being treated as such. How dare you get mad at me? How dare you time me out like that in front of friends mind you?"

"It works for these families."

"Well in those families they also have rewards not just punishments," Jade said

"You're not a child," Beck said

"Yeah but you treat me like I am," Jade said, "Like the time you got mad at me"

"Look I told you that-"

"Beck I want you be your girlfriend not your child but if you're going to treat me like your child you can at least reward me when I do good."

"I don't treat you like my child"

"Yes you do," Jade said, "You have gotten mad at me this week. I know the TV show doesn't advocate that by the way."

"Well I don't know what else to do Jade," Beck said, "I'm not going to let you be mean to my friend."

"I wasn't," Jade replied.

"Hannah sent me a phone text video of you humiliating Tori," Beck said.

He played it for her. Jade smacked him.

"That's not even my voice," she said.

"Come on," Beck said, "You just made it deeper-"

"NO IT'S NOT MY VOICE," Jade said again, "and if you hadn't been an idiot in the first place none of this would have happened"

"Okay so maybe it wasn't," Beck said, "and that's neither here nor there. But you still had it coming because you are always bratty and mean."

"I am not bratty. I am not mean. I am annoyed."

"Well I don't know what else to do," Beck said.

"Nobody told you to act this way," Beck said.

"So you say I should just have let Tori act stupid," Beck asked, "and I should have let you humiliate her."

"I didn't humiliate her," Jade said, "and it's not an act"

"See," Beck replied, "THIS- THIS IS WHY I PUNISH YOU"

"It's not your place to do that," Jade said, "and if you want to treat me like a child reward me"

"I would if you do something worthy of rewarding. This controlled relationship works for us"

"No it works for you," Jade said

"Well I'm not going back to the way things were," Beck argued.

"Who said those are the only two options," Jade asked

"Um... I don't know," Beck said looking down.

"Good," Jade said,

"By the way you're buying me a new TV," Beck said, "If you want to be treated like an adult-"

"I ain't buyin' you a new TV," Jade said, "But you're lucky I love you"

"That has nothing to do with luck," Beck said, "and I wonder if I really am"

"Excuse me!"

"Kidding babe," Beck said, "Kidding"

"Good"

"Now gimme a kiss"

"Sure," Jade said and their role play ended