I don't own Harry potter stuff, yahoo, or fanfiction.net
Take no offence to this, I am just getting sick of some of this weird, never-gonna-happen stuff.
*~*~* NOTE: I am sorry for offending anyone who doesn't realize that this is a JOKE! I do not want to offend anyone and to answer other people's questions, Yes, I have written fanfiction before just under other names so Yes I do know how hard it is to write one. And for the American thing, don't take offence because I am an American and I put that in there because from my encounters with British people, they are very anti-American (No offence to British people). That is my story and I am sticking to it. I do not wish to offend anyone. I just thought that it would be cute to see what would happen if Harry found out what people wrote about him on fanfiction.net.
Harry Potter was bored in his new Muggle Studies class. He needed to take a class to replace Divination and thought Arithmancy was too hard to bear *How does Hermione do this* , thought Harry as he was looking in her schoolbooks. He was playing with the computer he was supposed to be analyzing and found that it was connected to the Internet. This immediately caught his attention and thought he might see if something about him was on the Internet.
*Yeah right* , he thought but there was nothing better to do. Harry typed his name in the search engine at Yahoo.com and was at loss for words when he discovered that his name popped up quite frequently. * What the??? * , he thought as he scrolled down through the search results. He came to a site that caught his eye, Fanfiction.net.
He came to the site and noticed that there were several stories about him in the book section for some reason. He clicked on a few titles to see what they said about him. The first one was a story about him and Draco in love. * What the??? EWWWWWWW! Draco and me??? Sick! Who would think of such crap? *
The second site was one about an American foreign exchange student. * What's a stupid American doing in Hogwarts? *
The stories got worse and worse. Harry and Hermione, * We're friends, that's all *. Ron and Hermione, "Awww that's sweet." Voldemort as his father, * AGGGHHHHHH! My dad is James Potter not Voldemort* Barney overruling the school * Weird* Harry's parents coming back to life, * They're dead and won't come back geez." Draco and Ron, Draco and Hermione * Enough already *
As the stories got worse he stopped reading them and opened an account with Fanfiction.net and wrote this story to set some confused authors back on track.
Take no offence to this, I am just getting sick of some of this weird, never-gonna-happen stuff.
*~*~* NOTE: I am sorry for offending anyone who doesn't realize that this is a JOKE! I do not want to offend anyone and to answer other people's questions, Yes, I have written fanfiction before just under other names so Yes I do know how hard it is to write one. And for the American thing, don't take offence because I am an American and I put that in there because from my encounters with British people, they are very anti-American (No offence to British people). That is my story and I am sticking to it. I do not wish to offend anyone. I just thought that it would be cute to see what would happen if Harry found out what people wrote about him on fanfiction.net.
Harry Potter was bored in his new Muggle Studies class. He needed to take a class to replace Divination and thought Arithmancy was too hard to bear *How does Hermione do this* , thought Harry as he was looking in her schoolbooks. He was playing with the computer he was supposed to be analyzing and found that it was connected to the Internet. This immediately caught his attention and thought he might see if something about him was on the Internet.
*Yeah right* , he thought but there was nothing better to do. Harry typed his name in the search engine at Yahoo.com and was at loss for words when he discovered that his name popped up quite frequently. * What the??? * , he thought as he scrolled down through the search results. He came to a site that caught his eye, Fanfiction.net.
He came to the site and noticed that there were several stories about him in the book section for some reason. He clicked on a few titles to see what they said about him. The first one was a story about him and Draco in love. * What the??? EWWWWWWW! Draco and me??? Sick! Who would think of such crap? *
The second site was one about an American foreign exchange student. * What's a stupid American doing in Hogwarts? *
The stories got worse and worse. Harry and Hermione, * We're friends, that's all *. Ron and Hermione, "Awww that's sweet." Voldemort as his father, * AGGGHHHHHH! My dad is James Potter not Voldemort* Barney overruling the school * Weird* Harry's parents coming back to life, * They're dead and won't come back geez." Draco and Ron, Draco and Hermione * Enough already *
As the stories got worse he stopped reading them and opened an account with Fanfiction.net and wrote this story to set some confused authors back on track.