Sara: hello, hello! This fic is purely nonsense and should no be taken seriously!

Jean: yeah. And Sara does NOT own Harry Potter, she's just a dork who has too much time on her hands and decided to create this piece of crap

Sara: T-T... you're mean...

Jean: aw. Cry me a river of tears, then build a boat and get over it.

Sara: just start it and shut up...

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Neville, Dean, and Seamus were all sitting in the boy's dormitory talking about fairy tales, one in particular.

"But seriously guys! The frog prince is like the best fairy tale ever! And I've always wondered about something..." Dean said starting to trail off in order to add to that never ending mystery that was Dean Thomas, for you see Dean decided a long time ago that one should always keep the people around him guessing. So then they think he's one way and then Bam! He does something totally unexpected! And they're like... 'Whoa! That was totally unexpected! I like this guy! Seamus soon snapped him from his thoughts.

"What do you wonder about Dean! Gosh you're so mysterious!" Dean smirked... oh yea... he got skills...
"I always wondered, so many muggle fairy tales were true in wizarding world. So could a frog actually be some hot royal person in disguise?" Seamus and Neville tilted their heads in thought... "Hmmmm." they both murmured simultaneously. Seamus impatiently perked up.
"Neville!" He shouted getting the frumpy Gryffindor's attention. "What about Trevor? You could kiss him and see what happens! He could actually be a totally hot princess bird!" Dean nodded in agreement; Neville glanced at Trevor, his pet toad. Neville looked at Trevor...Trevor looked at Neville, and for a moment, their eyes met... He reached over and gingerly picked up his possible new bride... Then slowly leaned in for a soft kiss. Dean and Seamus held their breaths as Trevor stared to glow, Neville set him back down on the bed and there was a bright flash of light causing the rooms occupants to shield their eyes. They all looked back and gasped. Those lips... That hair... that figure! His Toad was now... Bill Cosby!
"Waaaaa! Buy jell-O! Kids say the darndest things goimen!" Shouted Neville's beautiful princess.
"Oh god damnit!" Yelled Neville in anger, only to shout out in surprise when his new bride tackled him to the floor with shouts of "It's okay darling'! JELL-O!" Seamus stared in horror as the over the hill black actor molested his friend. Dean quickly snapped out of it and regained his composure.
"Just as I expected..." He drawled in a wispy voice. Seamus turned to him.
"So mysterious! God I want you!" He shouted hungrily. Dean smirked. SKILLS! Seconds later they were on the floor next to Neville and Bill. Harry walked into the room whistling and immediately turned on his heel and left still whistling contently, though now just a bit more urgently. And that's how Harry Potters day started!

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Sara: tell me how much it sucks.

Jean: and it does suck.

Sara: no you suck!

Jean: Your face sucks!

Sara: YOUR MOM SUCKS! HAHA now shut up.